My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 101 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Right now, I don’t give a shitmo about Gitmo! I am 110% focused on Lovemo!” Malia May Johnson “Ew. Ew. Me you. All of my dreams coming true.” Malia May Johnson “The best apologies end in an orgasm. Prove me wrong.” Malia May Johnson “Because…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 249 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “We used to build our future, now we buy it. We are going to build our future again.” President Donald Trump “Evil is always going to tell you the worst-case scenario.” Joel Osteen “If you give evil an inch, it will take a mile…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 248 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “In 2025, the biggest form of rebellion is having traditional values, and living a traditional life.” Vivek Ramaswamy “Tradition is the newest oldest form of rebellion.” Vivek Ramaswamy “I always thought they could have come up with a better name for our brand of…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I’m going to need you to sign a sex risk waiver. It’s so cold my balls might shoot icicles at you and do some damage.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Don’t go over there. There’s…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 247 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “A difference of opinion does not an act of war make.” Eddie Vedder “Hate isn’t great, but you know what? People are going to people. We just have to raise our children the best we can and hope for the best. Teach love. Not…
Malia May Johnson, How dare you how dare me! How dare you come into my life when I was public enemy #1 to the governments of the world and make me believe I could have a future again! How dare you bring peace, love and happiness to the life of the notorious Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson! How dare you…
MJ: Everybody up and okay? All good on the home front? Malia: Yes! All good on the away front? MJ: I’m ok. MJ: Maybe my mind is playing tricks on me, but usually you look at me with the Usha Vance look of love like this, but this morning you looked at me with like a weird look….. Malia: I…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Where my lover at who requesting a baby? That’s what I’m here for.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “And gluck gluck? I love today! You are a giga wife woman!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 246 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Me want macanoni and cheeeeeezzzzzzzeeeeee He. He.” Victoria Olivia Johnson “Are you guys here because you need my daddy’s help to fix stuff again?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Hit me with the Jesus stuff Pastor. Let’s go!” Cash Michael Johnson “You can’t hustle a hustler,…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 245 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “How many countries tax their citizens and send money to the United States? It doesn’t happen. So, why should the United States tax its citizens and send money to other countries? We shouldn’t!” Elon Musk “Don’t take it or take it. Buck up or…