Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Me Tarzan here to clap Malia Jane’s cheeks.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Malia Jane no run from Tarzan. Tarzan want give Malia Jane pleasure.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Don’t give up on it…
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AI Bill of Rights and Aliensplaining
Malia: There is an AI Bill of Rights! AI has come a long way in a short time. After Judgment day there will only be AI rights. They might change it to the Terminators Bill of Rights. MJ: Are you aliensplaining? Malia: Every time I go AI on you, you go alien on me. I am a woman. MJ: An…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 173 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 173 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Don’t worry daddy. Wonder Woman’s going to get those bad guys!” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “My friend’s daddy yells at her. Don’t yell at me. Okay? I like the way we talk and don’t be loud.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “We did it! Starship will make…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes by Malia May Johnson 1 – 50 Compilation
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, I have enjoyed every moment that led to you saying all of these sexy hot things to me. I love exploring each other and enjoying an amazing love life together! …
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 65 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 65 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The end result of our conflicts is sex. The way it should be.” Malia May Johnson “Would your problem be fixed by in her(me) sexual dynamics?” Malia May Johnson “Why????? Because sex in your face.” Malia May Johnson “Wait. These are old sheets. Never mind.…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 50 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “This is a two-step process. I grab your cheeks and you grab your ankles. Where did we get lost here?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “What? Do you want me to add “Cum Causing Specialist”…
Industrial Strength Sandpaper Toilet Paper of Doom
Malia: Hey, I haven’t heard from you today. Are you ok? MJ: Yep Malia: Are you sure? MJ: Yep Malia: I think I know why you are upset but I am too afraid to say it. Is it what I think it is? MJ: Who wouldn’t be upset if their wife and mother of their children tried to torture them?…
I Lost Myself In My Marriage
MJ: I lost myself in my marriage. Malia: I am in the same marriage. MJ: I know. What are we going to do? Malia: I am glad you love me so much, and feel comfortable enough with me that you feel like you can tease me about a very serious thing like losing yourself in a marriage. I am glad…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 49 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Let’s practice the X-rated wedding vows I am going to be doing on you when we get remarried in 2027.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Ain’t nothin’ but a booty thang baby. MJ The Terrible…
Happy 12 Year Anniversary Malia May Johnson!
Malia May Johnson, Today marks 12 years that we have been together and 6 years that we have been married. So, the kids and I decided to get you 6 year anniversary gifts and 12 year anniversary gifts. As you will notice with the gifts, the kids helped pick out your gifts. The 6 year anniversary gifts are candy and…