Malia, you not only made it easy for me to love again, but you made it to where I barely had to hurt at all during the transition! If you are one of those loving and loyal, stand by your man no matter what type of woman, kudos to you. You are the kind of woman that all men want…
We are not looking back baby! Those 6 assholes the other day, who beat the hell out of Dubs, Marcus, me, etc., and even tried to scratch and kick Malia’s belly, will be going away for a LONGGGGG TIME! Those boys committed a whole laundry list of crimes! Even a hate crime! On the recording, you can clearly hear 5…
Its over now, and Malia and I safe, but today got completely out of hand for sure. A day in the life……. MJ: FYI- There are some college frat boy types that could be trouble. We are ready to go upstairs, because our food will be here any minute now. I doubt they would punch Malia’s belly or something like…
MJ: Baby, remember when we were talking about organizing my son and I’s apartment, and you offered to help organize it because “I’m a guy and I have no idea how to organize an apartment, and if you wouldn’t have helped me organize my old house, that place would have been a disgusting pigsty, not fit to raise my son…
Malia: Where is thine knight this sunrise? MJ: Dust though queen wish for thine knight to return to kiss his queens beautiful lips? Malia: No she does not. The queen wishes to be jousted this morning. MJ: Again my queen? I thought thine queen received quite the thrashing last evening. Malia: Thine queen wanted love making last evening but got…
MJ: My only complaint is what AG said about the apartment. “The CJ apartment can be nice, but I would stop short of luxurious.” On the tour today, I missed the “can be nice” part. Maybe they just went straight to the luxurious part? Anyway, I do like the place, but I think this is the definition of luxurious, even…
Malia: Mr Johnson. Your services are required in the bedroom. MJ: No. I’ve got nothing left. Malia: Let’s check and see. The only way we will know is if we check. MJ: I think I’m down to like bone marrow at this point. You need help woman. I’m calling a sex therapist. Malia: You are so right. I do need…
MJ: An “MJ The Terrible” electric car? Baby, I know this was your idea. The other day Malia said- “I have a riddle for you. Let’s see if you can hack it “MJ The Malia’s Husband”. What is white, was picked by a black woman, supports green, and has your name all over it?” Baby, I was able to hack…
Malia: How is packing going? MJ: Amarzing! Malia: Amarzing huh? What is the average blood alcohol content down there? MJ: 3.14 Malia: PI? 3.14? MJ: Matti said I had to get each one of the multiple personalities Gotye said I have drunk? Malia: Is that a question? MJ: That is the answer my lovee! Malia: What is? MJ: Exactly! Malia:…
MJ: Some people may have been mean to us in the past, but I’m done thinking about it. I’m ready to forgive and forget. Malia: We are a team right? MJ: Right. Malia: Good, then you do the forgiving and the forgetting for now, and I’ll do the recovering and the remembering, and I will remind you when to remember…