Question: My name is Malia, and I have a question for “MJ The Terrible”. I heard you and Team Digital Death, had an office built for you on a college campus, right across the street from your south Austin apartment. I was at the office unveiling this afternoon with my twin newborn babies, watching girls line up to flirt with…
I can’t believe I’m posting this, but it is for a good cause. My buddy Kevin read a report that came in today about some of the things my ex is doing/is up to, and he said- “I am making a Malia is great, Gotye sucks post. I will give you 2 grand if you post it.” I told him…
Question/Comment/Request: I have been doing analytics on the web since the dial up days. Needless to say, I have experience. Masters of Money is everywhere on the web. Hall of Fame shit “MJ The Terrible”! I ain’t tryin to hate on you MJ, but if you remove the world famous “Mother Fucker” post, all things being equal, Masters of Money…
No matter what someone says about someone or something in your life, if the person or thing makes you happy, and adds to your life, feel free to completely ignore whatever it was that the person said. Odds are the person saying it doesn’t understand the situation, doesn’t want to understand the situation, or is a hater/negative person anyway. I…
MJ: I took a screen shot of this text you sent to me a few years ago, so that one day when everything finally worked out for us, we could look back on just how far we’ve come. Malia: Are you sending me that screenshot because I got mad at you today? MJ: No. I was looking through all of…
Malia: Cash, Liz, Dubs and I strolled over to Starbucks this morning. Look what the gm made for you. You have your very own custom label now. I told him I thought you would like it. They put your new label on Dubs and I’s drinks today. Dubs picked up her drink, saw the MJ The Terrible label on it,…
MJ: Love me 4 times baby! 2 times for tomorrow, 2 times for today! Since the Doors sang “Love me 2 times” back in the 1960’s, there has been a lot of inflation, so now its “Love me 4 times!” Malia: If you’re gonna Doors dirty talk me, at least string a few of their songs together, like….You wanna be…
Malia: Hi “MJ The Terrible”. I am your biggest fan, and I have a request. Will you please come over to my apartment and make sweet sweet lovin to me, until we fall asleep in each others arms? MJ: I’m sorry maam, but I would never cheat on my wife. Not happenin! Malia: Can’t I at least tell you what…
Malia: We had sex last night when you were unconscious. MJ: Was I any good? Malia: Good enough. MJ: Cool. Malia: You consented. MJ: How could I if I was unconscious? Malia: Your body said you were ready. MJ: My body consented? You should be a lawyer babe. Malia: Your mind didn’t need to consent, because your body did. MJ:…
Malia: My sexy half naked man sprawled out on the couch. He has only slept about 2 hours in the last day and a half. What was he doing the rest of the time? Volunteering(Wounded Warrior Project). Most people know my husband as “MJ The Terrible”, but I know him as the kindest, most loving man I have ever known.…