MJ: Are you dressed like that right now? Malia: Yep! MJ: You know I have to be at Intel at 2 right? Malia: So what you’re saying is you have plenty of time. MJ: I want to baby. I have a lot to do. Rain check until tonight? I guarantee I will take care of business! Malia: Wrong answer! Guess…
Mr. Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, This is not a booty call post baby. This is business. Not strictly for pleasure. I know you have things to do today, but please put me on your “to do” list. I am ovulating. Soooooo…..I need you to come take care of business! Baby, do you know what they call a girl who…
Malia: Look what I found baby. I knew you were looking for it. I love you! MJ: Thank you baby. It was so cold that day. It was like negative 20 degrees. Maryland winters can be brutal. Malia: Do you remember what I called you that day that drove you bonkers? MJ: “MJ The Red Nose Terrible Reindeer” Malia: Yeah.…
Question: If Malia and MJ broke up, who would give in first to get back together? Malia or MJ? If possible, could a lot of different people who are close to MJ and Malia answer my question? Love you guys! Bethany Mackenzie Los Angeles, CA Answers: All 5 Team Digital Death members were unanimous: MJ would give in first. Kevin:…
To Malia, Thank you for making me feel so loved that I actually have trouble processing the hate my ex-wife Gotye constantly throws at us. I love you with all of my heart, and I trust you completely. All of my love, MJ P.S. I am permanently in love with you now and forever! P.P.S. In a room full of…
MJ: Baby, I just wanted to say………I LOVE KISSING YOU!!! Malia: I love kissing you more!!! MJ: Oh yeah? Well, I love kissing you more than you love kissing me. Boom! Malia: I love kissing you more than there are stars in the sky! Bigger boom! MJ: I love kissing you more than the biggest more, in the history of…
Question: This is Marcus. Love you bro. Sorry about the comments while you were on the phone with the play “the rapist”, I mean therapist the other day. Before you and me were boys, and we were both trying to get Malia to go out with us, did you hack my phone to take that sexy leg picture I took…
Question: I am new to masters of money and mj the terrible. I was reading past posts. Where did you and Malia get jumped at? I would like to see a picture. Paul Hartong Boston, MA Answer: Welcome to the family. We are glad to have you. Malia and I were at the pool, at our South Austin apartment, and…
MJ: Baby, I’m sorry about yesterday baby. I’m an idiot. I love you. Malia: I can’t believe you had LDR call me. You might be an idiot, but you are my idiot. Only you would have the girl you know I was jealous of, call the woman that you love(me), to have her tell me how much you love me.…
Question: My name is Malia, and I have a question for “MJ The Terrible”. I heard you and Team Digital Death, had an office built for you on a college campus, right across the street from your south Austin apartment. I was at the office unveiling this afternoon with my twin newborn babies, watching girls line up to flirt with…