Guest user1: Hello Mr. “MJ The Terrible”, my name is Ailam Nosnhoj. I was at a get together at your apartment recently, and I over heard you telling the other men at the party about the first time you kissed your wife Malia. You said your first kiss happened at a much later date than when your first kiss actually…
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Thank You For Loving Me Malia May Johnson!
I finally figured it out baby. This is how you made me feel when everyone was calling me a monster after Stuxnet. I love you for so many reasons, but maybe the first reason I loved you, was you made me feel like this…… I love you more than I could ever put into words Malia May Johnson! Love, Me
Cheers To Love!
It’s 5am, I’m wide awake, I’m ready to kick ass today, and it’s all because of my woman. I have to be at a meeting at Fort Hood today at 8am, and I am not a morning person. So….how am I wide awake and ready to kick ass at 5am? Because of a woman. Malia got up at 4:30am, made…
My New Year’s Resolution For MJ
Request: What are you doing right now MJ? Whatever it is take a picture and post it. Monica Cantrone Ann Arbor, Michigan Malia: Hi Monica. Here is what MJ is doing right now. He is getting his son and his apartment ready to play later today. My new New Years resolution is to get MJ to wear something besides Adidas…
How do you describe the worst day of your life?
This afternoon Malia was exiting the freeway to turn onto 5th street, on her way home from the store, and was in a very serious car accident. As she was making the turn onto 5th street, a Dodge pickup truck switched lanes, and ran directly into the drivers side driver door of her Range Rover, where Malia was sitting. The…
Malia May Johnson – You Are The Best Wife & Mom Combo!
I am so happy you came into my life on March 8th, 2012. I would die for you Malia May Johnson! You are my best friend, lover, manager, nurse, doctor, lawyer, counselor, business partner, my wife, the mother of my children, and my life. You amaze me with all you do, and you make it look so easy. I wish…
Good Things Can Come Out of Bad
Malia: I told you the you holding Cash and Liz pic would make Gotye not want to do it. MJ: I don’t ever want to use our kids as pawns. Malia: Baby! Me either! You were just being a good coparent, by sharing photos of you and your exwifes son’s brother and sister. MJ: Good point. Malia: Thank you for…
I didn’t forget and I will never forget baby!
MJ: Baby, you definitely passed this test…… Malia: You did to. I can’t believe you made me think you forgot my birthday today! MJ: I may have horrible ADD, but I will never forget your birthday! You are the most beautiful woman, inside and out, that I’ve ever known! Malia: I think I’m nominating you for husband of the year…
Malia…..Have you been naughty or nice?
MJ: Miss Malia, Christmas is coming up. Have you been naughty or nice? Malia: Naughty. MJ: Santa only gives presents to the nice girls. Malia: If “Santa The Terrible” wants me to keep sitting on his lap, he better bring me something good this year. I like Prada! MJ: Well, maybe Santa will let you slide this year little girl.…
I’m Sorry You’re Sick Baby :(
Malia: For better or worse. That’s what I signed up for when I married this cute boy with 103 temperature….. Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Sick With A High Temperature Video Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Michael-MJ-The-Terrible-Johnson-Sick-With-A-High-Temperature-Video.mp4 Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Sick With A High Temperature Video Transcript: – Beginning of transcript – MJ: This is Michael, and I am laying in bed.…