Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because this post is all XXX from beginning to end. Michael David Johnson, aka MJ, aka “MJ The Terrible”, aka White Mike Johnson, aka Baby, aka Daddy, aka My Other Half, this, I Love Sucking Your C@$k! “Deep Poetry Feeling Shit”, is dedicated to…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Oh my God! You are like the jizz whisperer or something. You know exactly how to get the jizz that is in my balls to rocket out of me.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “The…
MJ: What are you doing? Malia: I am putting my hand down your pants. MJ: Why? Malia: Why is your hand down your pants? MJ: I don’t know. It’s relaxing. Why are you doing it? Malia: I wanna be relaxed to. MJ: When you do it, it’s different. It’s not relaxing. It makes me horny. Malia: I don’t know. It…
MJ: I want you to know something. Malia: What do you want me to know? MJ: I would drive to the moon with you. Would you drive to the moon with me? Malia: Yes I would! I Googled how long it would take to drive to the moon if it was actually possible to drive to the moon. At 55…
A History of Jeff Dachis and Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: November 6th, 2016 Today was the most incredible business day of my life, and there isn’t even a close second. I was planning to announce that a particular agency, who is really good at keeping secrets, just signed off on letting me write a tell all (minus a few…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I am going to be wrapping my legs around you a lot very very soon. Bedroom Quarantine Day is October 20th!” Malia May Johnson “I made a strip club songs playlist to baby making practice…
MJ: I can hear you singing. Are you dancing and singing? Can I come watch your concert? Malia: You can hear me singing from inside MJIA? MJ: I was sitting outside on the steps. You were singing the oral sex song. Malia: What oral sex song? MJ: “Poke Her Face” by Lady Gaga I think. Malia: You and song lyrics…
Malia: Do you remember this picture? MJ: Yes Malia: Do you remember what you said to me after you took that picture and sat down next to me? MJ: I do. I said- “Baby, you have the sexiest legs I have ever seen. It is hard to watch the game when all I can think about is you wrapping those…
MJ: I’m looking at the school brochures you gave me. The school you told me you want our kids to go to is $30,000. That is basically $5,000 a year if you figure they go there from kindergarten through 5th grade. I trust your judgement. I know how much research you have done. I would still like to visit the…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I swear 1 minute warning. I bought it special for you. I have already lost some baby weight, and I am going to do you sooo good!” Malia May Johnson “Oh my God I’m gonna…