Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Let’s go in there and you can teach me something about your anatomy.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “The squirt is worth the squeeze.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Look at this box of sex…
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My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 3 of 3 by Malia May Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 3 of 3 by Malia May Johnson: “When all that stress breaks loose in my nuts and shoots out of me, I feel like a new man. Laughter might be the best medicine, but sex has to be #2.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You have everything I want and need on the…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 2 of 3 by Malia May Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 2 of 3 by Malia May Johnson: “I’m in a pound the shit out of your lady business kind of mood but I don’t want to rock our baby too hard. Please tell me if, well, you know.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You know how death row inmates get to have whatever…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 1 of 3 by Malia May Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 1 of 3 by Malia May Johnson: “When a man loves a woman, he will do what it takes to make her squirt.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Of course! It wouldn’t be a full body massage if I didn’t massage your full booty, I mean body.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I…
I Love You To Sgt. Slaughter To Foreplay Texting
MJ: I can text with you now. I have a list of stuff I want to tell you about. Malia: Okay. whatcha wanna tell me? MJ: #1. I love you Malia: I like your list so far. I love you too. MJ: #2. I helped your friend’s friend, the ghost whisperer girl. Malia: She is a frequency healer, but thank…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 34 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I wanna be in there like swimwear.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “God Bless Texas. God Bless America. And God Bless your giga booty.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “When a man loves a woman,…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 51 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 51 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Hey handsome.” Malia May Johnson “You are so cute Michael David Johnson! What is your new favorite sexual position?” Malia May Johnson “I would like you to internalize me.” Malia May Johnson “All 3 times today? #swalloween” Malia May Johnson “You aroused my sexual desires…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 3 of 3 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 3 of 3 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “If you have time later to cuddle naked your wife would really like that.” Malia May Johnson “I want to bring your hottest fantasies to life.” Malia May Johnson “Yes, it is enjoy the wagon I’m draggin Wednesday. That’s for you.” Malia…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 2 of 3 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 2 of 3 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I miss your hugs. Specifically my vagina hugging your penis.” Malia May Johnson “I just want to be loved and made love to by you for the rest of my life.” Malia May Johnson “Sex is like money, only to much of…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 1 of 3 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 1 of 3 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I don’t only have sex with you to make babies. The orgasms are nice too.” Malia May Johnson “My legs are still shaking.” Malia May Johnson “If you’re happy and you know clap my cheeks.” Malia May Johnson “Make one comment about…