MJ: My only complaint is what AG said about the apartment. “The CJ apartment can be nice, but I would stop short of luxurious.” On the tour today, I missed the “can be nice” part. Maybe they just went straight to the luxurious part? Anyway, I do like the place, but I think this is the definition of luxurious, even on CJ’s apartment, not even the nicer one you set up.
Malia: Not hearin it MJ. AG and I picked them out together! It’s fine baby. I promise. I know you’re just cautious, because of the situation, but I promise we are fine. Now bring that sexy stubble home to momma. I want my PENTHOUSE 51 championship rematch.
MJ: You’re right baby. This place is the shit my love! I think I just imagined my old apartment complex before I got the house in like early 2009.
Malia: Are you side steppin my challenge, because I kinda just called you out.
MJ: I only addressed the apartment part, because when I won last time, I said- “Anywhere, anytime woman. Bring it!”
Malia: I’m ready! I’ve been ready! After I sex your body to death…..I’M STILL GONNA BE READY!
MJ: I am winning this!
Malia: You have been working your ass off all day, and you gotta get up at 3 tomorrow. I have you whooped MJ.
MJ: Exactly! I worked all day. I’m all sweaty and stinky and shit.
Malia: I’ll hold my nose.
MJ: Alright baby. I’m about to leave and head that way.
Malia: You will lose.
MJ: Did you just quote the Russian guy from Rocky?
Malia: If he dies. He dies.
MJ: Rocky movie Russian boxer quote again? Rocky wins you know?
Malia: Well then that was Hollywood. In real life, the Russian dude all the way.
MJ: Big mistake my Sexy Siberian Express beautiful queen. Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!
Malia: I must break you.
MJ: Is Rocky on tv or something?
Malia: Yeah.
MJ: Have you seen the ending yet?
Malia: No.
MJ: Well Rocky lays that mofo out! See you soon.
Malia: You know I get you ramped on purpose so you’ll come home faster right?
MJ: Yeah, but I like it.
Malia: That’s why I do it.
MJ: I love you with all my heart, but tonight…….you’re going down Malia Drago!!
Malia: K. I win either way.
MJ: I love you.
Malia: Ditto
