Malia: I loved your chicken scratches handwritten letter you wrote for me that I could barely read about how my quote made Masters of Money millions of dollars.
MJ: Did you see the second letter?
Malia: The Pretty Woman Shopping Day letter?
MJ: That’s the one.
Malia: I didn’t quite fully understand it but thank you for whatever it is.
MJ: I am taking you on a fly to New York, shop, sleep, fly back extravaganza!
Malia: That is not in the letter. There is only 1 page. It says “Pretty Woman Shopping Spree Experience”
MJ: Shit! Fuck! Shit! Page 2 is still sitting here in my office. I’m sorry I ruined it.
Malia: You didn’t ruin anything. I can go buy a purse?
MJ: And more!
Malia: And more? And some shoes?
MJ: And more!
Malia: And some outfits?
MJ: And more!
Malia: How much am I shopping?
MJ: Tarica and I talked about it. Your quote about the deal made the company a lot of money. So, we decided to buy you a $250,000 shopping spree experience.
Malia: Wow! Inflation is crazy! The Pretty Woman movie shopping spree was $10k tops.
MJ: Berlusconi’s quote- “It was brought to my attention your lovely wife was quoted as saying- “You should tell them, be like, I built this shit. I run this shit. But I do like y’all so you can have a piece of it. Ten percent for eighty million dollars Italianos. Kapow!” I have a specific A.I. technology specific problem I know your company can fix. I don’t have to own your entire company but I don’t want to be a client you can stop doing business with if you so choose. I would consider it a personal favor if you will accept fifty million U.S., for five percent and unfettered access to A.I. System’s integrated chat capabilities.”
Malia: He is paying more than what I said in my I’m a badass pay up Italiano’s quote. $80 million for 10% is what I said. He is paying $50 million for 5%. 50 for 5 translates to a value of $100 million for 10%, a $20 million dollar premium.
MJ: Your quote sealed the deal baby. So……..
Malia: So I get to go on a huge shopping spree?
MJ: Exactly!
Malia: Can I spend the money on anything I want?
MJ: Yes you can.
Malia: Cool, because you only wear old t-shirts and Adidas pants. Occasionally jeans, etc., but you know what I am saying.
MJ: Do I have to be your life size dress me up mix and match Ken doll?
Malia: I will make you a deal. I will shopping spree me and the house and the kids, but if I see some things for you, you won’t fight me on it. Deal?
MJ: You aren’t going to throw away any of my old stuff, are you?
Malia: No baby. Why would I ever want to throw away faded 10 to 20 year old t-shirts that have holes in them?
MJ: Did I say $250k shopping spree? I meant $250.
Malia: I know you are teasing, but I just want to make you look good and freshen up your wardrobe.
MJ: Thanks babe. I love you.
Malia: You are the most generous, loving, caring, and supportive man ever! I need to pinch myself sometimes because you and my life feel way too good to be true! You are mine! Can you believe it?
MJ: I can. I feel the same way. I will never forget what all you did for me for 17 plus months in the hospital. I would not have made it without you. You were so selfless. I will love you forever for that alone.
Malia: You were worth it. I could tell.
MJ: What if when I got better I didn’t want to be with you? Have you ever thought about that?
Malia: I did back then every once in a while, but not now. I knew you and I knew you would keep your word. It’s kinda your thing.
Malia: But, if you didn’t want to be with me after you got better, we just would have done a do over until you got it right.
MJ: A do over? As in, you would have busted me in the head and started the whole circle over again?
Malia: Cupid and God would have teamed up to allow a do over to happen.
MJ: By that you mean you would club me in the head?
Malia: I don’t mean that exactly. I am not sure how it would happen. I don’t know how Cupid and God would cause it to happen, but maybe they would have chosen to act through me.
MJ: You’re crazy woman.
Malia: Maybe a little bit.
Malia: I am very happy for the company and for our out of state shopping spree, and our family, and life in general. I hope our happy family bubble never breaks. Thank you for dealing with all of the hard outside the house stuff. I love and appreciate you so much you have no idea. You are the bestest bestest of the bestest husbands!
MJ: I love you. I need to go do some business now. I will see you tonight baby cakes.
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