Because I know yall all read these posts, let’s try get together and organize some here, please?
I love my new office. I love how well yall treat me and my family. As a matter of fact, I love every part about my contracting work, but please stop sending me phones and computers. I now have 4 phones and 6 computers, not including my actual personal cell phone, and my actual personal computer(laptop).
I don’t know which one to use, and for what half the time. I am not trying to be difficult. I am trying to be the opposite of that.
Here is an example that might help. Let’s say Malia and I are going to the grocery store. Every device(10 in total now) is labeled as important, keep with me at all times. That means, on a simple trip to the grocery store, I have to take 4 phones and 6 computers, and that doesn’t include me taking my personal cell phone. If you add Malia’s cell phone and her brick phone she was given for emergencies, we have to take 13 devices with us everywhere we go.
Please, I’m begging here….No more phones, computers, laptops, etc., and can we please try to find a way to cut down on what I/we already have?
Again, soooo happy with everything but this.
Sincerely,
MJ
P.S. If I/we get pulled over, and some officer asks me/us about all of our devices
#1. How on earth are they not going to think something is weird
#2. Please don’t be mean to the officer about giving us a hard time, if there is any confusion, if this situation ever did occur.
Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Awarded Distinguished Intelligence Cross – https://therealmjtheterrible.com/michael-mj-the-terrible-johnson-awarded-distinguished-intelligence-cross/
