My Favorite Quotes From The People That I Know (Compilation II) by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“If I made you a billionaire, would you move to Italy?” Pier Berlusconi
“I have to warn you, I am not above using Italy’s high fashion dominance to woo Mrs. Johnson into convincing you to relocate your family here. Prada, Dolce & Gabbana, Versace, Gucci, Fendi, Ferragamo, will be helping me to do the persuading.” Pier Berlusconi
“During the most tense post World War II moments in history, love for family is what has prevented those in power from going too far. Love for family is what will prevent those in power from going too far now.” Former President Barack Obama
“Self-preservation is a powerful instinct ingrained us, so when you see people give of themselves so freely, you know those folks have genuine goodness in them.” Former President George W. Bush
“All we can do is all we can do. Do all you can do to get the most out of this life.” Governor Gavin Newsome
“There is a lot of love in this house. You can just tell.” Dean Cain
“I taught Malia some moves to protect herself if an attacker gets past security. She has the kick in the balls move down pat.” Brittany White
“Money can solve many problems, but not all. The problems money cannot solve often involve the people and relationships we value most.” Joel Osteen
“Don’t trip with me. You will drowned.” Tarica Hubbard
“That is the custom Chinese symbol for boss bitch that I created. I hope you like it. If you don’t, you have shitty taste because it is boss bitch as fuck.” Zhang Ying
“When I got home Kat made me a sandwich. I was happy as hell. I love that woman.” Brittany White
“No plan for success leads to not succeeding. Plan your life and move up.” Peter Gil
“I would tell you how much you saved me, but you could hold it against me in a big way. I wish to say thank you to you in my native language. Grazie MJ Il Terribile.” Pier Berlusconi
“Living your life all on impulse will get you nowhere. I highly advise against it.” Jeff Dachis
“Say whatever you want to say as long as it is the truth.” Gary McKinnon
“Move forward when the time springs forward. Move forward when the time falls back. Moving forward is a top key to success.” Governor Kim Reynolds
“What’s up good Dad? I will be in your area for the week. Let’s get together. What’s your schedule like this week?” Dean Cain
“Extraordinarily talented people may stand out for their talents, but all people can stand up for what they believe in.” Robert Plant
“Let’s crush our forties man. Whaddayasay MJ?” Justin Timberlake
“It takes two to tango. Two things can be true at the same time. Two for one special. Two times two is four. Everything is two today. Everything is two today. Get it?” Big J. Kosta
“MJ, look at this AI debate video I created. It is passable as real, but obviously JFK never debated Trump about peace in the middle east.” Maria “Gonzo” Gonzalez
“I made this AI video for anyone who would like to see Abraham Lincoln debate Barack Obama over racism and slavery.” Maria “Gonzo” Gonzalez
“Marriage is not just about being happy, especially after you have children. What is best for the kids should be each spouse’s top priority. Let’s not forget the importance of love, honor, duty and family legacy. Barring severe abuse and infidelity, marriage should last a lifetime.” Chris Gardner
“A Chad or Tyrone is piping that ass down something fierce. I can just tell. I was Chad in my twenties.” Pat Connelly
“I’m Irish. We drink for occasions, and we drink just to drink.” Pat Connelly
“If you let injustice stand, the injustice will spread. Fight them tooth and nail.” Anelia Sutton
“Some preachers preach gloom and doom hellfire and brimstone. Some preachers preach prosperity. Both preach the word of God. Can I get an amen?” T.D. Jakes
“When a couple is in lockstep working together, they can accomplish almost anything.” George Farmer
“Good from a far or far from good?” Steve Case
“People do people things. Contracts are needed for trust.” Carl Icahn
“Karma gets bad people. Don’t worry about it.” Brittany White
“Life is all about persuasion from beginning to end, from the moment we learn how to get our mommy and daddy’s attention forward. Persuasion is a powerful as hell tool you can and should use to succeed in any area of life.” J.J. Mendelhaussen
“Damn it if there isn’t always a catch.” Lakshmi Devi
“Sometimes you don’t pick the conflict. It picks you.” Elon Musk
“The secret is to never let them see you coming.” David Cross
“To eliminate double standards for some, apply a single standard for all.” Bob Eatinger
“I get to show up late because I do high level things that are too important to tell you about.” Kristi Jennings aka Kristi Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“A sad but true fact is typically defendants don’t win at trial because the system works at keeping the innocent from ever going to trial.” Brian Heberlig
“Minding your own business is good business.” Gene Rockefeller
“Shout out to my big booty sister Malia.” Rihanna
“I run a tight ship. I expect you to work your ass off and perform. In return, we offer the highest payouts in the industry.” Steve Stevens
“Our first Thanksgiving in Virginia was the best Thanksgiving of our life.” Jeanne Johnson
“Leverage and/or long-term compounding interest are the only two ways to becoming wealthy and/or ultra wealthy, depending.” Carl Icahn
“I am married to big brother. Is it weird that I don’t get freaked out anymore when you show me stuff like this?” Malia May Johnson
“I consider myself lucky, not because my life is perfect, but because I have enough food to eat, a roof over my head, and people who care about me.” Kanye West
“Millions of people decide to end their lives because they feel like there is no hope for them and their future. We can reach more people, and we need to. We have to.” Dr. Bernice King
“Hearsay is a tactic haters use to discourage you. Bring logic and statistics or keep it to yourself. That is my philosophy.” Nik Rincon
“I can poo poo in the potty on my own. I can do big girl stuff. I am smart like mommy.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson
“Pizza is good daddy. I like petha(pizza).” Cash Michael Johnson
“If you stay ready you don’t have to get ready.” Former President Barack Obama
“Reward good behavior. Punish bad. I’m liberal and generous. I’m not stupid and gullible.” Governor Gavin Newsome
“Connect the dots. Figure it out. Act accordingly.” CISA Director Jen Easterly
“Yeah. The championship belt makes your dick look bigger. Being the champ is a chick magnet.” The Phenomenal AJ Styles
“I got a whole thank you post. Appreciate that MJ. What are the chances of getting some of your mom’s homemade cookies? Mam Mam makes some boss ass chocolate chip cookies!” Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
“Good decision makers find good sources to rely on to make good decisions.” Former President Barack Obama
“Never been done before is the stage before been done before.” Governor Gavin Newsome
“Analyzing bigger issues requires using a bigger lens, more angles, sometimes different lens.” Elon Musk
“I mind that you don’t mind.” Tarica Hubbard
“Remember the last week the rock station 107.9 The End, in Cleveland was on the air? They played the song- “It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.”, nonstop the entire week. If things go left and World War 3 is likely to cause the end of the world, I am going out the same way 107.9 The End did.” Chris Hubbard
“There is a fine line between exhausting all efforts to achieve a goal and throwing good money and effort after bad. Only you can decide that point.” Steve Case
“White Mike Johnson in the house! There go the toughest white boy ever right there.” Lebron James
“White Mike Johnson has an honorary black card. The law hates him like he was black. He grew up in Akron with me. He stands up for civil rights. He don’t got rhythm though, but he got soul.” Lebron James
“I am not a funny guy, but I could make anybody laugh about this pitiful shit. The jokes write themselves.” Big J. Kosta
“Lies are a byproduct of chaos.” Former Director of CIA Leon Panetta
“Court orders may or may not be followed. However, what I have found is karma catches up to the wrongdoers.” Judge Vonda
“You can’t have a conscience if you are only concerned with self.” Dr. Sanjay Gupta
“After all you’ve been through, you just being alive is huge life victory.” Dr. Deb Frincke
“When you have an official female name, unless you pick a shitty name like the name of a disease, I am officially, with your permission transitioning your “Gay Dave” nickname into “Trans Dave.” You cool with that bro? I mean hoe? We fucking love you man, woman, transformer, cis, non cis binary, and whatever else you want to be.” Big J. Kosta
“You guys supported me before I came out as gay, while I have publicly been gay, and you are supporting me while I transition into a woman. I know you would support me through anything. You guys are the true definition of friends.” Gay Dave/Trans Dave
“Confidence sells. Arrogance smells.” David Axelrod
“Gaining my respect is no easy task. If you gain my respect, you earned it.” Dr. Deb Frincke
“I am honored that an American Hero such as yourself is a fan of mine. I look forward to meeting you and buying you a beer.” John Cena
“Entitlement is a disease that will inevitably lead to disappointment.” Saggie Maggie
“It all comes down to common sense.” Vince McMahon
“Life is change. Love is change. Friendship is change. Business is change. Travel is change. Money is change. Everything is change. Be comfortable with change, and you will live and lead a more comfortable life.” J.J. Mendelhaussen
“In a world gone mad, common sense, stability and a solid track record become increasingly valuable and sought after.” Jeff Dachis
“Hey, world leaders, can y’all do a better job of working things out with words, because all of these wars and violence is stressing the rest of us the fuck out! ” Saggie Maggie
“There is peace of mind when you know that you are as legally protected as the law allows.” Brian Heberlig
“Let me check. Yep, still gay.” Gay Dave/Trans Dave
“I was smiling in court because I knew I was judgment proof, and the false accuser sitting across from me at some point was going to realize that they aren’t going to get jack shit. Anticipatory priceless moment is what I called it.” Gene Rockefeller
“The truth is a good, bad, powerful, terrifying, exciting, threatening, freeing, force, depending on which side of it you are on in any given situation.” Eric Fanning
“If you are sane in a crazy world, the world feels like a crazy place. If you are crazy in a crazy world, it probably feels normal. Perspective.” Kanye West
“How someone treats you is how they feel about you.” Zhang Ying
“There may be no choice, but legal tit for tat is mutually assured destruction.” David Boies
“Don’t be a Narrative Nazi. Let other people share their opinions. If their opinions are dumb as fuck, then renarrative back to something more worthwhile. That is both fair and for the greater good. You’re welcome!” Tarica Hubbard
“I heard you are the only man the governments of the world hated as much as me who didn’t have to get down on his knees and take a load to the face to be left alone. How can my brother and I become the second and third men to do it?” Andrew Tate
“Disrespect is the worst I have ever treated a woman, it was when I wasn’t mature enough to know better, and I regret it. If me being an immature twenty something is a crime, then everyone who has lived to thirty is a criminal. At almost forty years old now, my daughters more than anyone else have shown me the error of my younger days ways.” Andrew Tate
“You can make excuses, or you can make progress. The choice is yours.” Matthew McConaughey
“To “be” it, you have to “become it.” Matthew McConaughey
“I like to think of myself as an employee cultivation gardener. I cultivate them until they grow and flourish hopefully.” Tarica Hubbard
“Don’t move daddy. We are going to give you the biggest birthday hug ever.” Malia and I’s kids
“This is why we get along so well. We both have nicknames that distort who we really are, but we are probably capable of living up to if forced. “Gruesome Newsome” and “MJ The Terrible.” We go together like chips and queso.” Governor Gavin Newsome
“FEMA’s emergency warning is on your birthday at exactly the time you were born. Did you secretly create the emergency alert as a shout out to yourself baby?” Malia May Johnson
“The people determine the leader they want to lead them. The leader needs to lead in a way they believe best serves the people. Two plus two equals four. No miracles should be promised, and no miracles should be expected.” Former First Lady Michelle Obama
“Shit is going to happen, so make sure you have a plunger. Figuratively speaking. You understand.” Chris Hubbard
“Hi, my name is Terry Crews. This message is for Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson. We belong to the same church. Pastor Joel gave me your number. I could use your help brother Michael. Call me back at XXX-XXX-XXXX when you can. Thanks.” Terry Crews
“Do what you can until you can’t do it anymore. Maximize your efforts to maximize your results.” Tony Robbins
“Don’t look at what you don’t have. Look at what you do have. You are a lucky guy when you look at it in that context.” Jake Palmer
“You have to respect those that have the courage to live by their own ideals.” Tim Koch
“Believing in climate change is like believing God. You don’t know for sure, but just in case they are real, you believe.” 1st United States Special Presidential Envoy for Climate John Kerry
“No one interferes with business as usual. When they do, and it is rare, we shut it down. Here is your check.” Former Secretary of the Treasury Timothy Geithner
“Here is how much I appreciate and value you and your team. I accept all your terms and conditions, no questions asked. Where do I sign?” Governor Gavin Newsom
“Sometimes we have to pass the test to prove we have what it takes to handle what God has instore for us.” Joel Osteen
“Trust brings peace.” Dallas Billington
“Daddy, I know how to do stuff the other kids don’t know. Is that okay?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson
“Liz is the brightest student I have ever had the privilege of educating. She is remarkable.” Miss. Wendy
“Liz reads at a 5th grade level and she can do basic Algebra. We don’t know what to do with her. We cannot promote her to the fifth grade. She is too young. Here is the number to the gifted and talented program. We recommend that you call them and see if they can provide you with educational guidance.” Miss. Kim
“Don’t ask a question you don’t want to know the answer to.” Former President Barack Obama
“You can’t please complainers. You can’t win with them. Your best bet is to stay away from people like that.” Eric Fanning
“What is in your head, talk it into existence.” David Gates
“I can admit that I probably would have been a bitch to you no matter what when I was your CAS (Court Appointed Supervisor). I wanted to be an agent, but they forced me to babysit you instead. I was salty about it. In retrospect, you only partially deserved it. So, I partially apologize for how I treated you.” Brittany White
“I am in the best shape of my life. If I was in this good of shape back when we fought in the Walmart parking lot, I would have killed you. Timing is everything. Now we are friends and I protect your family.” Brittany White
“Making excuses will keep you on the losing side of the equation. Fighting fire with fire, using your enemies’ own tactics against them, can put you on the winning side of the equation.” Lloyd J. Austin III
“You want to have sex with Malia in a SCIF (pronounced skiff)? There is no such thing as top-secret sex. Do you just want to do it to say that you did it or what?” Lloyd J. Austin III
“Hi MJ. This is Eddie. I heard you are a big fan of our band Pearl Jam. I want to invite you to come see a show. You can tell me why your Stuxnet virus fucked up our tour many years ago. What type of alcohol to drink? We are going to get royally fucked up share stories.” Eddie Vedder
“Hi. This is Eddie again. Don’t make any plans for the next day. We are going to be too hungover to function. Okay, bye then. Eddie Vedder
“He who does not learn from the lessons of the past, is he who will learn the lessons from the past in the present.” Former Director of CIA Gina Haspel
“You don’t have to point out hater bull shit. Their bs becomes obvious when you handle your business in professional and mature ways.” Charlie Copeland
“The moral high ground in that industry is pretty low.” Jenna Moyetti
“A bald head is not nudity, but I will cover up my head titty with my hat if it that will make you feel better.” Ryan Anderson
“Don’t put too much thought into it. Eccentric people are weird like that.” Matthew McConaughey
“Action oriented individuals and organizations are individuals and organizations that achieve. Simple as that.” Former Director of CIA Leon Panetta
“Welcome to Techtopia, otherwise known as our new development lab.” Ron Wright
“I enjoy vicariously living my life through your virtual life. I get paid to be a digital puppet master.” PAK
“Facts sometimes hurt feelings but facts are still facts.” Chris Hubbard
“Self-centered individuals want it both ways, and because of that they rarely get either way.” Franklin Graham
“One size fits all solutions are temporary solutions. But if you can establish a one size fits all temporary fix, you can expand it to include more individualized options.” Former President Barack Obama
“Emotional interpretation of fact is not more important than fact itself. Feelings are important to those who care about you. To everyone else, facts are what rule the day.” David S. Cohen
“When I was 10 years old a recession ruined our family. We lost everything. The pain that recession caused my family motivated me to want to become so rich that a recession could never ruin my life again.” Daniel Kozlowski
“Jackass and the internet go together like black guys and fat white women. This crazy uptight world could use a good laugh right now. Would you be interested in helping us make a Cyber Jack Ass movie? I can see it now….Jack Ass and “MJ The Terrible” present….”Cyber Jack Ass The Movie.” If you agree to help us, I will let you punch me in the face as hard as you can. Are you interested?” Johnny Knoxville
“I am considered a top-level security professional because I can neutralize threats and impose my will on a chaotic situation.” Mr. Pete
“I believe I owe you an explanation as to why I chose MJ and his team. I asked everyone I know who the best in cyber is, and they all said without hesitation, “MJ The Terrible”. I have only heard good things about you from you. When you are the best, you don’t have to say it. Other people will say it for you. Thank you for your time.” Vice President Kamala Harris
“Our A.I. bot army is going to take over the internet. Then I will rightly take my place as Queen Pin of the Internet.” Tarica Hubbard
“We can call it “San Andreas Fault” but if it ruptures you know it will be all Jermaine’s fault, because it’s always Jermaine’s fault.” Marcus Jennings
“That was for you. I hope you enjoyed the raintainment.” David Johnson
“Do not jump at an any opportunity unless you know the possible consequences.” Steve Case
“You need to know the truth in order to be able to learn from your mistakes.” Ben DuPont
Distinguished Intelligence Cross Awarded To Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson For Acts of Extraordinary Heroism – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/distinguished-intelligence-cross-awarded-to-michael-mj-the-terrible-johnson-for-acts-of-extraordinary-heroism/
