My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Zoe Saldana Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“I have the Malia character in me. I’m ready to let her out. When are we doing this thing?” Zoe Saldana
“I don’t give up “MJ The Terrible”! All of us will gang up on you and force “The Adventures of You” to happen if we have to. Not playin!” Zoe Saldana
“If I do end up playing Malia’s character in the movie about your crazy life, I don’t know if we can fit in all the sex y’all be havin into the movie. This ain’t going to be a porno.” Zoe Saldana
“MJ, this is Ryan. I was reading your blog to learn about the “MJ The Terrible” character, you know, you. We are the same age, height, weight, we look similar. You and Malia get it on a lot. Zoe Saldana playing Malia would make the love making scenes, well, fun. Most biographical films end with the death of the main character, but you aren’t dead yet. I think for this movie, the best ending is the reuniting family ending. If we end with the happy family ending, we can get really raw and dirty with the “MJ The Terrible” character during the movie. Marty told me you didn’t care who played you, as long as it wasn’t Keanu Reeves, because Malia has a movie crush on him, and he won’t live long enough to finish the movie if he touches her. That is very romantic in a threatening pre-meditated murder kind of way. For your ex-wife they are looking at Jennifer Connelly, Catherine Bell, Teri Hatcher, or Annabeth Gish. “MJ The Terrible” the movie is a hit if we can get it green lighted. How can we get the DOD to call us back? Marty’s assistant calls them 5 times a day. I heard he got so angry he asked the press department liaison who’s dick he has to suck to get someone to call him back.” Ryan Gosling
“There comes a day when you’ve become comfortable in your skin. But God as my witness, I am going to try to do everything I can to keep this ass together for as long as I possibly can, without going against nature.” Zoe Saldana
“I want to be the best daughter, sister, friend and wife I can possibly be, because when I die, I am not going to be buried with my Oscar.” Zoe Saldana
“I get along very well with animals and children. I dig them, I get them.” Zoe Saldana
“Every character has their reasons, even the characters who do dumb things.” Zoe Saldana
“I know the responsibility that entails from telling a story. The one thing I despise the most is when I go to a movie, and I see a whole bunch of lazy actors making me waste my time and money.” Zoe Saldana
“I’m a sci-fi girl. If I can have anything in life, I’d want tons of great science-fiction movies and stories. It’s so progressive, beautiful, and imaginative.” Zoe Saldana
“Basically, there’s not enough sex in movies, that’s it. I’m trying to say it, people. I miss sex in movies because sex is natural, guns are not.” Zoe Saldana
“Call me crazy, but I love elk meat.” Zoe Saldana
“When I act, a part of me goes into the character I am playing.” Zoe Saldana
“Happiness is nothing but temporary moments here and there – and I love those. But I would be bored out of my mind if I were happy all the time.” Zoe Saldana
“Children speak more sense than adult’s half of the time.” Zoe Saldana
“Music is a very big participant in everything I do; from the moment I wake up to the moment I go to bed.” Zoe Saldana
“People think of Latina women as being fiery and fierce, which is usually true. But I think the quality that so many Latinas possess is strength. I’m very proud to have Latin blood.” Zoe Saldana
“To be seen and to be respected for my work and acknowledged as a true American Latina. It means a lot to me.” Zoe Saldana
“I just want to be a part of great stories, whether I’m part of an amazing ensemble cast or I’m leading it or the antagonist or whatever.” Zoe Saldana
“I love aging. Why would I want to be 21 for the rest of my life?” Zoe Saldana
“I love the anxiety, the pressure of the loud room full of yapping kids. But I’m a kid myself.” Zoe Saldana
“I love wearing men’s clothing and underwear.” Zoe Saldana
“There’s nobody on this earth who can tell you that what you’re feeling is wrong. They can tell you it’s different to what they’re feeling.” Zoe Saldana
“Glamour is about feeling good in your own skin.” Zoe Saldana
“As a woman, you spend so much time either cooking or getting ready to go somewhere. I like to have music when I’m doing either of these things.” Zoe Saldana
“The biggest battle that I have is being a woman in the world. That takes center stage for me.” Zoe Saldana
“I want to love life.” Zoe Saldana
“I’m very accepting with my age. It’s like notches on your belt: experience, wisdom, and a different kind of beauty. There comes a day when you’ve become comfortable in your skin.” Zoe Saldana
“I think as an American society, when we’re paying too many taxes or dealing with war, we don’t want to see sad things at the movies.” Zoe Saldana
“I’m so intrigued by women throughout history where the significance of what they were representing at that time is obscured by the fact a man saved them, or they were prostitutes.” Zoe Saldana
Malia Gets Jealous of The Actress Playing Her in The Adventures of “MJ The Terrible” Movie – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/malia-gets-jealous-of-the-actress-playing-her-in-the-adventures-of-mj-the-terrible-movie/
