My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 88 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“Daddy, I love you more than pizza and my new Barbie doll.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson
“The America that I love is under attack and I have to fight for this country that I love. It is not about revenge. I am running for love of country.” Former President Donald Trump
“Retirement has reminded me how amazing my wife Michelle is. I always knew, but we didn’t have time to enjoy each other for about 10 years.” Former President Barack Obama
“The world has gone mad. People are selling their farts in jars. I mean, what the fuck?” Malia May Johnson
“Like Michael Jordan told Reggie Miller, “Don’t mess with Black Jesus.”, I’m the cyber Black Jesus, and these mofos out here better not try shit, or I will end their ass!” Marcus Jennings
“I don’t self-snitch and I don’t snitch on others. My only words are I want my attorney. It is the only move if you get jammed up. Good people, innocent people, get jammed up all the time. Police don’t care. They will convict innocent people. Mouth shut and attorney. Know that and do that if you get falsely fucked with by the cops.” Kanye West
“I was independent and strong before I met your friend Marcus who loves me, cares about me, makes love to me, is kind, sweet, a good father, and other things that have made me dependent on him. Arrr!” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“I have decided to be so good at what I do that haters won’t even be able to keep up with what to hate on me about.” Dan Pittman
“Yellowstone is a great show. The only thing missing is a little bit of Texas. Insert your boy and Yellowstone Texas Edition is must watch tv.” Matthew McConaughey
“Live and let die needed to be done the Guns & Roses way. The result speaks for itself.” Axl Rose
“Court was very emotional. Not our side. The emotions were on their side when I plopped the prenup down that said he doesn’t get shit if he cheats. He is broke and desperate, and I am rich and moving on to find a new stud fuck and spoil.” Nancy The Neighbor
“According to her you are worse than Joseph Stalin and Hitler. According to the facts you are a pretty solid guy.” Gloria Allred
“Watch this. I ain’t never seen this movie but the black guy is gonna die. The black guy in fucked up horror movies always dies.” Marcus Jennings.
“My job? My job is to call out the fuckery.” John Stone
“I know the world is in turmoil, but my personal world is in all out growth in all areas and opportunity baby.” Tony Pena
“We are staying together. It is ugly as f@ck out there and I’m not having any of that mess.” Malia May Johnson
“Lesbian sex is less dirty because it’s less messy. It’s dirty in the moment with less clean up afterwards.” Brittany White
“Sex on a plane is mile high club. What is sex on the moon?” Kevin M.
“I ain’t no pervert. I’m not trying to manipulate a woman into sex. When she tell me she want it I am goin wild on that ass doh.” Little Marcus
“My attitude was, the day will come. And on that day, look the mother fuck out bitch!” Iron Mike Tyson
“I had to become a lesbian to find my soul mate. Straight is great but sometimes gay is the way.” Brittany White
“I knew the best revenge was living well. I thought I would be over our divorce by the time my net worth hit a million. I overshot on that one, because at a half mill, I was lovin life. Shout out to the free agent lifestyle, for life.” Thomas McHenry
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