My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 62 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“What you say, but mostly what you do defines who you are.” Charlie Copeland
“I like to wear high heeled shoes that hurt me feet, that make you want to fuck me. You like to wear tennis shoes. We both like what we like, so let’s wear what we like and be done with it.” Malia May Johnson
“Did she really just say that the air is poking her?” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“Don’t judge me period, but if you are going to judge me, don’t do it based on only one chapter of my book.” Matthew McConaughey
“In conclusion, I would really appreciate an orgasm. Thanks.” Malia May Johnson
“If you want to increase the good, focus on increasing the good.” Lakshmi Devi
“I don’t give a shit. Do whatever the fuck you want. Just don’t hurt other people.” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“I think a smile is the most beautiful think a person can wear.” Saggie Maggie
“Never cry wolf because nobody will believe you when you are telling the truth.” Eric Fanning
That is maxculpatory evidence. Evidence that is the maximum amount of exculpatory.” Benjamin Crump
“Far from perfect, but no one is more dedicated. You have to take the good with the bad.” Jenna Moyetti
“People always gonna talk. Bull shit always gonna walk. Know that. Accept that.” Marcus Jennings
“He is like chemotherapy. He is going to destroy all the bad, but you hope he doesn’t destroy the good.” Kim Griffin
“Gotye always acts sick/like she’s the victim of something. She loves that “Poor me” sympathy attention. It’s sad because it’s so sad.” Chris Hubbard
“I’m going to go lay down. I’ve had enough Tuesday.” Malia May Johnson
“You can win because you are better, or you can win because you are smarter.” Tony Robbins
“MJ’s balls, stop being so damn stingy with the jizz. You can make more, so share the jizz with my vagina and let’s make a baby together!” Malia May Johnson
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