My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 49 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“I think you light up my life and I quiet your mind. I like that about us.” Malia May Johnson
“You can have it all, but you can’t have it all at once my man.” Kanye West
“Boom! High five and a kiss. Do I get a speed bonus with my push present because this birth was efficient.” Malia May Johnson
“Me brother right dare.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson (Malia and I’s oldest daughter)
“Dat Chistioner Rocksander Joshon.” Cash Michael Johnson (Malia and I’s oldest son)
“Baby Christopher was the biggest baby born at the hospital today. The bigger the baby, the bigger the push present. Mrs. Johnson went big. Now you have to.” Nurse Michonne
“I called to wish Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson and Miss Malia a congratulations on the birth of their future little Rock fan Christopher. Congratulations, and “The Rock” would make a great “MJ The Terrible” in The Adventures of “MJ The Terrible” movie. I may be a little bigger and a little blacker than you, but “The Rock” would add a level of ass kicking that no other actor could. Consider it. The Rock says congratulations, let’s hang out sometime and talk about how we dominate in our fields over a beer.” Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
“Saving MJ’s life via experimental neurotech was a big moment in my career but delivering Christopher Alexander Johnson for my former prize student understudy and my prize neurotech patient, has been one of the best experiences of my life.” Dr. Deborah Frincke
“My goal is to make my life hater unfuckwithable. What that means is, being too happy, to at peace, to secure, for haters to fuck with me.” Marcus Jennings
“You can repurpose what I said if you want. Tell those bureaucrats you will waver, you will not tire, you will not falter, and you will not fail. Go get’em MJ!” Former President George W. Bush
“God has blessed you with a family to love and care for. You two deserve every bit of happiness baby Christopher will bring to you.” Dallas Billington
“Tia’s kids are getting too big to hold. Let mom have one if yours. You know mom kidding, but when mom come to visit mom gonna hold babies the whole time I’m there.” Chin Soum
“Fuck is the quintessential word of words. Fuck has the power to convey the entire range of human emotions, depending on how you say it. Fuck is the fuck of all words.” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“Wrong is wrong, and intentional wrong, is really wrong. This is how you make them pay. You sue them dollar for dollar. Dollars are how wrong doers pay for what they have done.” Bob Eatinger
“Sometimes it is best to just embrace the discomfort. To immerse yourself in it. Get used to it until becomes normal to you. Until it doesn’t bother you anymore. Then they can’t beat you.” Director of CIA Bill Burns
“Proving guilt beyond a reasonable doubt means proving that the only logical conclusion is that the defendant did it. If there is any natural reasonable doubt, circumstantial reasonable doubt, or evidence that creates reasonable doubt, that’s it. Not guilty.” David S. Cohen
“There is a world beyond your family that we work and play in that matters but nothing matters more than your family.” Joel Osteen
“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, but love is the most powerful force in the universe. Love overcomes all.” Jeanne Johnson
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