My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 41 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“Mommy. Daddy. Daddy. Mommy. Mommy. Daddy, and me.” Cash Michael Johnson (Malia and I’s oldest son)
“Daddy pile!” (Malia says- “Daddy Pile” and then our kids and Malia all jump on top of me and hug me.) Malia May Johnson
“Oh my God! MJ, get in here! Elizabeth Grace walked over to Malia’s laptop and started pushing buttons, and she printed something. Then she looked at me right after she printed it with the same evil shit eating grin like you do. She is her father’s daughter.” Marcus Jennings
“Not all situations require action. Some situations only require monitoring.” Director of CIA Bill Burns
“In their batshit crazy alternate reality American heroes are actually the bad guys. Needless to say, they too far off the deep end to even try to explain or comprehend.” Former Director of CIA Gina Haspel
“Rumors and hearsay are for the media and social media. I stay grounded in what is. Is is what I am interested in.” Martin Scorsese
“Uh oh. You got the eye of the horny tiger. Are you about to dick box my vagine Daddy?” Malia May Johnson
“Stories are what help us make sense of our lives.” Former President Barack Obama
“When a person does something that is outside the norms of the society we live in, that is when the he/she is crazy talk begins. “Crazy” somehow became the go to word for taking the road less traveled, trying something new, and being unique. The “Crazy” callers need to come up with a better more accurate word.” Jeff Dachis
“You a cyber OG MJ The Terrible. No doubt. Keep that online pimp hand strong my digital nigga.” Snoop Dogg
“My goal when I’m by the hoop? My goal when I’m by the hoop without the ball is to swat my opponents shot into the first row. My goal when I’m by the hoop with the ball is to score. That is basketball in the paint 101.” Lebron James
“Pregnancy causes all the nesses. Morning sickness, grouchiness, feistiness, the ness that the guy likes, horniness, and oneness, with the baby.” Malia May Johnson
“To win hearts and minds, I prefer finesse. Finesse is always my top preference. If all finesse options fail, if you have them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.” Former General Stanley McChrystal
“Time keeps moving forward. The clock keeps on rolling right around, and we should too.” Former Secretary of the Army Eric Fanning
“I love being married. Being married means anytime you get horny, you can just roll up on your wifey and throw one on her. It’s great. I negotiated the same deal you have with Malia, where she will have sex with me anytime I want it. Oh yeah, you dawn right I locked that shit in before we got married. We haven’t been married long, but so far so good, both and out of the bedroom.” Chris Hubbard
“I love how you add “Only” to once upon a time to make our babies once upon a time stories just a little bit more special than Once Upon a Time stories.” Malia May Johnson
“I am a gay republican. You can’t use the word oxymoron about me because I also have a high IQ. I guess I just identify as me, for whatever I am, because I am what I want to be.” Dave Kennedy
“Equal rights for all or bust!” Tarica Patel Hubbard
“I am okay with playing in the grey area, but the cause must be just, and the greater good advanced.” Gary McKinnon
“Screw it. If you can’t get out of it, get into it.” Matthew McConaughey
“He was old back when he was old. He might qualify as ancient about now.” Donald Trump Jr.
“Sometimes you have got to start at the end and work backwards. Life is funny like that.” Dr. Deb Frincke
“I know my true north. It guides me each and every day.” Pastor Joel Osteen
“Day, I’m Kristi. I will be conquering you.” Kristi Jennings aka Kristi Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“This is my Old Goat (MJ’s ex-wife we nicknamed Gotye, to keep her real identity private) scorn quote of the day- I don’t always file for false restraining orders, but when I do, I am such a hateful vindictive bitch, I even file them against trademarked characters that you own, because I live my life to ruin yours.” Chris Hubbard
“Being accused of something is immediate. Being innocent or guilty of it is determined in time. Accusations sprint. The truth runs a marathon.” David Boies
“My trust in you is deep in my soul.” Malia May Johnson
“Old Goat (MJ’s ex-wife we nicknamed Gotye, to keep her real identity private) is one high conflict ex-wife. It’s a good thing I am a high solution surrogate ex-husband.” Chris Hubbard
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