My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 236 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“I bought Twitter to save freedom of speech and to cancel cancel culture.” Elon Musk
“All you have is preparation, odds, and luck. You never know. You just don’t.” Bob Eatinger
“When people ask me why there are constant almost never ending wars, I tell them the truth. Wars make the the powers that be, the military industrial complex, a lot of money.” Bob Eatinger
“This just in, Pantalones tequila can help ease the anxiety of TDS. No prescription necessary.” Matthew McConaughey
“Pantalones is Spanish slang for guts. Pantalones is like liquid courage, but said in Spanish.” Matthew McConaughey
“I have a Austin guys night story for the record books to tell you about that you can’t tell anybody about. I know you can keep a secret, top secrets. Here’s the name drop hints. Last name Jones, last name Rogan, Undertaker, and me. Legendary! Call me back MJT.” Matthew McConaughey
“You want to get little government out of your life so you can bring in big government even more. That is something no one has ever said before except you. Only you MJ.” Chris Hubbard
“A lot of women have a no scrubs policy, and a lot of men have a no hoe policy.” Tarica Hubbard
“Bitcoin hit $100,000. I have fuck you money now, so get on my last nerve people.” Tarica Hubbard
“When I first got into Bitcoin, it was at $7,000. I had friends that laughed at me for buying it. They thought I was dumb for buying it. 6 years later, I don’t talk to them anymore, and Bitcoin is over $100,000. I would call them to brag, but that would take away time from the massive shopping spree I have planned today.” Tarica Hubbard
“Money talks, and if you have enough of it, it runs. And bull shit walks.” Steve Stevens
“Bitcoin is the only thing flying higher than Elon’s rockets. Bitcoin is minting millionaires faster than the dotcoms did. Bitcoin is the most legitimate get rich quick investment, maybe ever. So fucking glad to be alive and in Bitcoin bro. So fucking glad man!” Steve Stevens
“If they don’t call you when you are down bad, don’t take their call when you are up big.” Steve Stevens
“The cost of telling a lie is the price karma brings with the truth.” Amy Townsend
“Want more bad behavior, reward it. Want less bad behavior, punish it. Simple as that. Common sense for the win.” Amy Townsend
“The bar for abuse keeps getting lower and lower. How long will it be before saying no is considered abuse?” Amy Townsend
“A marriage is- “till death does you part”, not- “till you are not happy”.” Amy Townsend
“False accusers, are the true abusers.” Amy Townsend
“It is always okay to hug mommy.” Malia May Johnson
“I can’t sleep. Why am I so happy still? You would think I would be cranky as F, but I’m not. I guess it makes me happy to not sleep at night while my husband and kids sleep soundly, and snore, and fart, and laugh, and night talk, and toss, and turn, and elbow me, and grab me, and push me, and pull me, and roll on me, and roll off me, and, and, and, and, and ,and, and, and. How do you and our kids sleep so soundly? It makes no sense, but I’m probably a fucking alien like you say, so I guess it’s okay. It’s just what we do.” Malia May Johnson
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