My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 222 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“Are you saying I did it all to impress her? Well, maybe a little bit.” Elon Musk
“Remember when you said the best catch of all time was when Jackie Kennedy caught JFK’s brain matter on the trunk after he got shot? Well, well, well. What about now? Does the Mechazilla arms catching the Super Heavy booster rocket today take the “MJ The Terrible” best catch of all time #1 spot?” Elon Musk
“The population decline in this country is going to cause massive problems if we don’t fix it. While we are making things great again, we need to make making babies great again.” Elon Musk
“It’s amazing how much better your life gets when you remove the haters and the people who cause you problems from your life. It’s great! It’s fucking great honestly!” Donald Trump Jr.
“Officially, Rio de Janeiro means “River of January”. Unofficially, Rio de Janeiro means “Where The Hottest Women You Have Ever Seen In Your Life Live”. It turns out the American dream is Rio je Janeiro, Brazil. God bless the American dream…..in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. This is such a great place to live.” Juan Santos
“I like Trump and most of his policies, but he is missing a big one. There is a massive simp epidemic out here. Does that ninja have a plan to deal with simppocalypse or what?” Big J. Kosta
“Even God wants you to struggle up to a point before he will give you the glory. He knows that the glory won’t mean much unless you understand the true value of the glory.” Pastor Miguel Flores
“Finding a Proverbs 31 marriage material wife is like walking down a crowded street and finding a diamond that no one else has noticed. The odds of it happening are lottery winner type odds. You my friend, with the lovely Miss Malia hit the wife lottery, and it looks good on you.” J.J. Mendelhaussen
“Every time I see my kids, I tell them to save and invest for the future. I love you to Brandon, and remember, save and invest for the future. It’s great to see you Holly. I know I say it all the time, but remember, save and invest for the future. You just love your children so much you know? You want them to live good lives and be happy, so you bombard them with constant reminders of smart things they should do that they will regret later down the line if they don’t.” Dan Hinton
“World peace may not be possible, but better understanding each other is, and that is at least a first step.” Lakshmi Devi
“Mycul. It’s Sarah. There was a fire in Hot Springs and your house burnt down. I was going to play a practical joke on you so you’d call me, but now I’m chickening out. There was no fire. Call Sarah Michael David Johnson, as your wife likes to say. I’m gonna get you to call me back someday. I’ll talk to ya later Mycul. Bye.” SHS
“Hell must have frozen over Gretchen, she’s my Chief of Staff. Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson finally called me back. Did Malia make you call me? She is an angel of a woman Mycul. Good for you. Good for her too. Maybe not as much. I’m only kidding. No, I know why you called. We need your help with our system. It’s acting up something fierce and I don’t want to let Arkansans down.” SHS
“Hey Mycul. It’s Sarah needing to use your house in Hot Springs again. Close friends our family drove up here from Florida to get out of harm’s way. You can hate me, and I’ll owe you one for this. I told them they could stay at your house in Hot Springs. You can say no but only heartless bastard would. I will be seeing you real soon when we travel to DC. I’m sure Malia told you by now. Okay, well, Aunt Sarah coming your way soon! Bye Mycul.” SHS
“Hurricane Helene may destroy our material possessions, but everything that truly matters to me, our family, is safe and sound because of you. We are forever in your debt. If I, if we, can ever do anything for you, we would be happy to do it. Thank you so much! May God bless you and your family!” Matt Johnson
“Helene is hell. Just hell. But we went for a walk when the eye of the storm was passing over us. What an incredible experience. Amidst all of the destruction, we realized how lucky we are to be alive and together.” Bill Knight
“Yeah. Maybe the answer for you is to get pounded out some more. Bye!” Chris Hubbard
“See! I’m not the worst! There are a lot worse! Maliacane is a category 1 compared to the category 5 Road Whoreicanes. You should just love me and stay with me forever. Nothing else makes sense. I’m just sayin.” Malia May Johnson
“I do have a big heart, and I use it to love the shit out of my family. Look at my husband smiling over there. Why do you think he is smiling? He is smiling because I, you know, love the shit out of him!” Malia May Johnson
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