My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 215 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“AI Systems is the crown jewel of the Masters of Money Family of Companies. AI System’s FORCE Bot warrior drone product are a gold mine. The growth of the market as geopolitical tensions rise is exponentially exponential.” Pier Berlusconi
“You are paying me a million-dollar bonus? Why? Am I really that valuable? I mean, I am, but why are you bonusing me a fucking million fucking dollars at not even the end of the year? You believed in me. Remember that? You took a chance on me. To be fair, I have next level crushed it I guess. It’s an actual real physical check too. How nostalgically, fucking thank you. I swear to all the Gods and deities that I will keep giving my all to you and this company.” Tarica Hubbard
“I am asked to do many things for our country, which I do. In return, I get sued and ridiculed. Make it make sense, because I can’t. And I am not known as an incompetent person.” Elon Musk
“I have heard people say that women need special treatment to succeed. This is nonsense. Do you think Sarah Gillis, senior space engineer at SpaceX, who just returned from space on the historic Polaris Dawn mission needs special treatment to succeed? I think not. She is as capable as any person to do almost anything. Women are amazing. I can’t believe everyone does not see that.” Elon Musk
“Sunday is not the only day we need to be praying and praising God. Every day that ends in y are praying and praising God days. MJ The Terrible….praise the Lord. Let’s talk soon my friend.” Joel Osteen
“The forces of evil always outnumber the forces of the Lord, and the Lord’s forces always prevail in the end. In the end, God and good come out the winner.” Pastor Miguel Flores
“I can’t think of a better time to get closer to God than the end of times.” Pastor Miguel Flores
“People who tell the truth look crazy in a world full of lies.” Amy Blue
“Uneventful failures are not successes.” Bob Eatinger
“Don’t be scared. Be prepared.” Bob Eatinger
“Hey Mycul. It’s Sarah. Yep, that Sarah, Governor Sarah. Thank you for letting us stay at your house over in Hot Springs. I have to assume you are okay with it because you never call me or call me back. Next month I think it is, I am traveling up your way to Virginia. Aunt Sarah would like to stay with y’all if it’s okay. Don’t worry about it. I will call your better half to work it out. I can’t wait to have late night conversations about the universe and whether Jesus was the world’s first hippy. Bye Mycul.” SHS
“What can I say? I am intense. I give off that go fuck yourself energy to the people who don’t like me and want to take me down” Valentina Gomez
“How could anyone vote for Trump? He’s the worst.” Brittany White
“How could anyone vote for Kamala? She’s the worst.” Chris Hubbard
“I was watching the news earlier and it was all about Diddy. They didn’t even mention the largest physical cyber-attack of all time against Hezbollah that exploded thousands of pagers, causing thousands of casualties and many deaths. The news is celebrity centric. This is the world we live in now.” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“Beggars can’t be choosers unless they look like Pamela Anderson did in Baywatch back before the world sucked in the 90’s.” Big J. Kosta
“You may not be able to control the outcome, but you can control your effort.” Adriana Diaz
“I will remember that. If they have an app, they give a crap. Got it.” Jeanne Johnson
“Everyone talks during my show. I like one show. We can’t talk during the commercials? I do have the cutest grandchildren though. Ah screw it. I would rather hear from my grandchildren, huh. Look at those adorable faces.” David Johnson
“You know what I have noticed? Every time you have to be away from us and travel for work, weird things always seem to happen. Meaning, major breaking news events just seem to happen related to things that you just happen to be an expert about. You wanna explain that Johnson? I know! I know! Believe me. I will even answer for you because I know exactly what you are going to say- “I can’t talk about that, and even if I could, I wouldn’t.” Malia May Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 214 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-quotes-from-people-that-i-know-volume-214-by-michael-mj-the-terrible-johnson/
