My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 169 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“Another ridiculous unnecessary problem brought to you by Haters Inc.” Elon Musk
“Encourage success. Envision it. Strive for it. Make success yours.” Elon Musk
“When I am done with the internet, they are going to rename it PAKnet.” PAK
“Always be professional. Unless you are in the bedroom. Then you tear that shit up!” Marcus Jennings
“I had to escape that cap and cope shit show. Where’s the booze?” Marcus Jennings
“It is hard for a reasonable person to be understanding when they are dealing with an unbearable person. Common sense for a reasonable person is triggering for an unbearable person.” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“NEVER TYPE AN EMAIL IN ALL CAPS. IN EMAIL SPEAK IT IS TAKEN AS YELLING AT SOMEONE! PEOPLE DON’T LIKE THAT! GOT IT?” Tarica Hubbard
“Don’t say can I ask you a question, then ask the question. Questions don’t need consent to be asked. Just ask the question.” Tarica Hubbard
“People see through the “Hey You” or “Hey Buddy”. A name may be the most important thing a person has. Remembering a person’s name shows the other person they made an impression on you.” Chris Hubbard
“If I could get a spiritual restraining order against the Devil for our congregation I would. Just tell me how.” Joel Osteen
“I don’t know about that, but I am the Elon Musk of bulletin boards.” Jeanne Johnson
“Fake tits are an investment. I write these bad boys off on my taxes.” Jenna Jameson
“We are looking to make history. We want to be the first porn stars to have our website built by an American hero. Will you help us? Look at that nerdy guy over there staring at us who works for you. He wants you to help us. Will you help us for old times Austin Texas sake?” Caroline Pierce
“If you have a negative thing to say and a positive thing to say, say the negative thing first. There are two reasons why. If you say the positive thing last you are leaving them with a positive.” Steve Case
“Do what needs to be done. Waiting for someone else to do it leads to not getting anywhere at all.” Pier Berlusconi
“Close to 100 trillion dollars of wealth is transferring to the next generation over the next 10 years. Great fortunes will be made both directly and indirectly. We know about this, and we are positioning our highly valued clients, such as your family, the Johnson Family, to benefit from this historic transfer of generational wealth.” The Carlyle Group
“The good news is there is still good news.” Transcendent AI
“I like how our family normalizes happiness.” Malia May Johnson
“Our house looks like a mall, but it is our house and we have made it our home.” Malia May Johnson
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