My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 148 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“Dying is easy. Living is what’s hard.” Carl Icahn
“Put your efforts into life, not victimhood.” Saggie Maggie
“I think you are going to like my book. I dedicate a whole chapter to you. Believe it or not, I actually apologize for how I treated you when I was your Court Appointed Supervisor. You better read my damn book!” Brittany White
“What is the treatment for Trump Derangement Syndrome? Does Pfizer have a pill for it? Imagine your doctor prescribing you an anti-Trump Derangement Syndrome pill. What the fuck man?” Marcus Jennings
“If it never happened, then nobody knows. It’s a nothing situation.” Tarica Hubbard
“Our beliefs, perceptions emotions and thoughts create our world. The story we tell ourselves determines our happiness and contentment in life.” Tony Robbins
“If something is serious enough, you have to ask the tough questions.” Steve Stevens
“Make whatever you want but really bad decisions.” Peter Gil
“Then you are in like flint and comfy like dumfy.” Lakshmi Devi
“See this face right here? It is nothing special to look at. But see this brokerage account amount right here? It is seven figures. It is special to look at.” Big J. Kosta
“Having sex is like shaking hands to gen z chicks. Back in the day you know the work you had to put in with a girl before she would sleep with you? Times have changed. Sex is mother fuckin plentiful in 2023 bro.” Big J. Kosta
“MJ, you are the king of one word text message replies. Can you send more than one word texts? Let me have it! (Yes)” Marcus Jennings
“Three under used secrets of success are one, never let them see you coming, two, think outside the box, three, catch them off guard.” Pier Berlusconi
“2,000 years ago, Jesus was publicly crucified. 200 years ago, there were public hangings. Our modern world has its problems, but the people of today’s world are probably no better or worse than they were 200 or 2,000 years ago. Have faith in God. Believe in him and everything else will work out according to his plan.” Joel Osteen
“Make informed decisions. Informed decisions are decisions based on the totality of a situation.” Steve Case
“I knew you were the right friend to call. I gave you enough food to feed an army. Anytime you and Malia want to come in and dine with us, your meals are free. I am grateful for our friendship. Thank you.” Tom Meyer
“During hard financial times, people get desperate and resort to financial traps. You gotta be careful out here.” Kanye West
“I know. I will. I am preggo emotional. When you get home will you hold me for a while?” Malia May Johnson
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