My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 131 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“Don’t move daddy. We are going to give you the biggest birthday hug ever.” Malia and I’s kids
“This is why we get along so well. We both have nicknames that distort who we really are, but we are probably capable of living up to if forced. “Gruesome Newsome” and “MJ The Terrible.” We go together like chips and queso.” Governor Gavin Newsome
“FEMA’s emergency warning is on your birthday at exactly the time you were born. Did you secretly create the emergency alert as a shout out to yourself baby?” Malia May Johnson
“Repeat after me. I am rich as fuck. I am buying one of my childhood dream cars because I can and because it will make me happy.” Chris Hubbard
“I disagree. I think it is sad. All the resources in the world and they have no idea what to do with it. What else could it be but sad?” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“You would be richer than the top one percent of one percent of one percent. Why won’t you let me give you a lot of money?” Pier Berlusconi
“Happy birthday boss man. When it is my birthday, I celebrate the same way your wife does. I am twenty-three every year until I decide to change. Here is your gift. It is something I made for you. Bye.” Lakshmi Devi
“We all put money in and got you one big birthday gift. We bought you the car you wanted. You are now the proud owner of a Shelby Cobra 427.” Team Digital Death
“When the student loan debt default tsunami starts hitting the market, look at below. The market is going to crash harder than Dale Earnhardt at Daytona in 2001.” Steve Case
“I make sure my cash and crypto accounts are like the U.S. southern border, always open and flooded daily.” J.J. Mendelhaussen
“In the same way big market moves can turn millionaires into billionaires, big market moves can also turn average investors into millionaires if they know what they are doing.” Carl Icahn
“Chris and I bought you some condoms as a joke, because you know you and Malia have like five kids a year. The real gift we got you is an old ass van from the 1980’s. Chris said you would love it. The A-Team van. Yeah, that’s it. Happy birthday!” Tarica Hubbard
“Drop it and move on and bitter ex do not go together. Bitter stays bitter. The only way that changes is reconciliation, a life changing event, a miracle, a new love interest enters the picture, or something like that. Other than that, bitter stays bitter and you just have to find a way to deal with it.” Gloria Steinem
“Don’t try to make something work that isn’t workable.” J.D. Schiller
“What stresses you controls you.” Tony Robbins
“When you get it right you don’t need to worry about it, but how often does everything go perfectly as planned? Try to get it right but be prepared for everything you can. Get? Got it? I know you do, and that’s good.” Jen Easterly
“How much of what we do is fixing other people’s fuck ups? If we had time to actually focus on creating new solutions, can you imagine what we could create?” Marcus Jennings
“I think the next gender bender trend will be the half and half. Identifying as either woman or man above the waist and the opposite below the waist. You know what I’m sayin? Because what if a person is naturally beautiful up top but hung like horse down below?” Matthew McConaughey
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