My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 124 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“Smart phones have dumbed us down.” Steve Case
“Don’t look at what you don’t have. Look at what you do have. You are a lucky guy when you look at it in that context.” Jake Palmer
“You have to respect those that have the courage to live by their own ideals.” Tim Koch
“Oh, okay. I’m not worth knowing now. Wait until I make it big. You will be begging to know me then.” Jeff Dachis
“Don’t give up and the next thing you know you are living great, and they are living in Section 8.” Jeff Dachis
“You are not grifting if the consumer receives more in value than what they pay.” Ryan Anderson
“Keep showing why every child needs a father, earthly and heavenly.” Joel Osteen
“I am a happy man. I have a wife and family. I have a good job. I have everything. Shout out to Jesucristo.” Juan Ramirez
“It doesn’t have to be that way thanks to the brilliant chemists are Pfizer. Next time go with her and ask the doctor about the Pfizer plan. They will know what you are talking about. Get your happy life back man.” Adam Gregs
“When they don’t like you, they will go through your entire life trying to find something to get you on.” Brian Heberlig
“Angry at nothing shit stirrers get triggered at anything you say. You could have all the facts backing you up, but it does not matter to them. The worst torcher I can imagine is having to live life filled with all that anger inside like they have.” Vincent Gallo
“As a woman I feel like I have some leeway to use the word hysterical when it is deserved. That said, I want to be politically correct, so since I would be talking about a crazy woman, I think it would be better if I used the word hysterical instead.” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“Everyone is focused on whether the cup is half full or half empty. My question is what is in the cup? A half full or empty cup of piss ruins the whole argument.” Gary McKinnon
“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and mother earth is the biggest woman there is. Do we really want to keep pissing her off?” Meredith Brooks
“If you want trust, this is the price. No force. Voluntary choice.” Pier Berlusconi
“Fuck the takers! Praise the makers!” Marcus Jennings
“I have been down bad for a while. I am ready to regroup and make a move to be up good for a while.” Adam Gregs
“If you don’t think that was cute your cute judger is busted.” Malia May Johnson
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