My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 115 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“Jackass and the internet go together like black guys and fat white women. This crazy uptight world could use a good laugh right now. Would you be interested in helping us make a Cyber Jack Ass movie? I can see it now….Jack Ass and “MJ The Terrible” present….”Cyber Jack Ass The Movie.” If you agree to help us, I will let you punch me in the face as hard as you can. Are you interested?” Johnny Knoxville
“We wrote an algorithm that cracked the girl code. We call it “The Girlgorithm.” This could be the biggest predictive discovery method of our time. It works! You have to see it! This is quite possibly could be the scientific discovery of our time. Fucking A! Fucking A! Girlgorithm power!” Zhang Ying, Maria “Gonzo” Gonzalez, and Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“The world always seems to open up and make a path for those who know what they are doing and know where they want to go.” Former President Barack Obama
“They make decisions based on horoscope signs. That is fine for them to do in their own lives, but not fine for them to do for our company.” Tarica Hubbard
“The way I feel is, if you are not giving, you are not living.” Dallas Billington
“Have the cojones to own up to your own demons before you throw rocks at others. Otherwise, you are just a hater not worth listening to.” Camila Alves McConaughey
“Only a real man, a masculine man, rugged men, can handle and appreciate the fiery passionate love that Latin women bring to the table in relationships.” Camila Alves McConaughey
“The great reset is here. It is time to reposition your portfolio to benefit from the “Everything Bubble” that is about to burst. Rest assured that we will continue to be good stewards of the growing Johnson family’s wealth.” The Carlyle Group
“No matter how bad it looks, you can begin small and keep going.” Chris Gardner
“When you speak the truth, God honors that.” Franklin Graham
“Goody. Goody. Organic Gumdrops.” Hannah Henderson
“I’ll be back after a quick shit, shower and a shave.” Captain Ray Lutz (You have been gone from this world for 6 years my friend, but you have not been forgotten.)
“I loved Kevin! There are so many memories I have of him. Our family has so many memories of him. Kevin has been in MJ and I’s lives for almost our entire relationship. Even our kids call him Uncle Kev! He is irreplaceable! We love you Kev and will never ever forget you!” Malia May Johnson
“Adversity produces blessing that you can’t see yet.” Joel Osteen
“When things don’t make sense it’s because you’re not accepting what is.” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“Entrepreneurs dreaming about their future is one of the most powerful motivational tools at an entrepreneur’s disposal.” Jeff Dachis
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