My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 103 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“It will be okay. The world has faced ugly times, but we’re still here. All is not lost. All will not be lost.” Former President Barack Obama
“As an Asian and black female American, I am offended. Malia, what’s the other one? Oh yeah, and patriarchy toxic masculinity on you. What about now?” Vice President Kamala Harris
“You want me to create a shapeshifter test to use on Malia to find out if she is a shapeshifter because she doesn’t have any stretch marks after giving birth to all your babies? No test exists. No test will likely ever exist. Good genetics go a long way. Just love her in all her shapes and forms.” Dr. Deb Frincke
“If one conjoined twin commits a crime, how do you punish the guilty one? You know both of their asses are going to jail.” Marcus Jennings
“Alright, I’m here. What kind of fucked up shit do we have to do for a good cause?” Big J. Kosta
“Real men don’t hit women. Real women don’t hit men either. Violence is not acceptable in a relationship, ever!” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“They pile on and they try to make it seem like everyone can’t be wrong, but it is all coming from the same place. It’s all fabricated bull shit.” David Boies
“A Chad or Tyrone is piping that ass down something fierce. I can just tell. I was Chad in my twenties.” Pat Connelly
“I’m Irish. We drink for occasions, and we drink just to drink.” Pat Connelly
“When things do not add up, start subtracting.” Jen Easterly
“She likes Roger Rabbit meets Ron Jeremy. Raunchy Rabbit.” Kevin M.
“Things have changed. I watch my words. I don’t say the word fag anymore. I quit saying it a long time ago. I am a better person. I am.” Kevin M.
“What you need to say is- If you shit test me, it’s over. Save your shit tests for shitty people.” Chris Hubbard
“And they call that a boss bitch move.” Lakshmi Devi
“Do you need to give a “no pikers” Boiler Room movie speech to the new employees or are we okay with not getting sued for sexual harassment on day one?” Tarica Patel
“Until we are all free, none of us are free.” Anelia Sutton
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