My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Saggie Maggie Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“I don’t have to see your balls to know they are brass. A man being a man. The way it should be.” Saggie Maggie
“I think a smile is the most beautiful think a person can wear.” Saggie Maggie
“If you only want the good without the bad you will never get what you want.” Saggie Maggie
“Put your efforts into life, not victimhood.” Saggie Maggie
“Family and friends are what matter. You may be so angry with them sometimes that you can’t stand them, but remember, they are what matter.” Saggie Maggie
“My favorite people are the ones I can trust with the lights out and my back turned.” Saggie Maggie
“Hands down one of the best moms ever. She never took any shit from MJ or Chris, or Lebron, or anyone. She was everyone’s mom when we were growing up. The happiest 70th Mrs. J!” Saggie Maggie
“It could be worse. You could be living in war torn Ukraine.” Saggie Maggie
“MJ, you are the big brother I never had.” Saggie Maggie
“Your legal lockdown situation turned you into community dick. Bitches who need a good dicking can come see you and get banged out good and leave satisfied. How does it feel to be a piece of meat?” Saggie Maggie
“Mental health matters. When shit gets overwhelming you need to go on a me diet to restore your mind space.” Saggie Maggie
“I have loved the Cleveland Indians since before I can remember. Now they are the Cleveland Guardians. I’m not racist because I liked them when they were the Indians, and I’m not racist because I will still be wearing my Indians gear. Is there a race priest or something who can bless me as non-racist for wearing my Indians gear? Am I thinking about this too much? Your look tells me I am. Enough said.” Saggie Maggie
“I can tell I need to update my personal boundaries policy to include no trauma dumping by proxy.” Saggie Maggie
“Back in the day I lived the stressed is desserts spelled backwards philosophy. I’m happier and healthier living the run it out philosophy.” Saggie Maggie
“With the right mindset, you never have to lose. You can either win or learn.” Saggie Maggie
“When they are there for you in the moment, you feel it, they feel it, and memories are made forever.” Saggie Maggie
“If the reason for the treason is petty, you don’t deserve loyalty and forgiveness.” Saggie Maggie
“I messed up. I misappropriated my time funds. That’s all.” Saggie Maggie
“Entitlement is a disease that will inevitably lead to disappointment.” Saggie Maggie
“Only say things that are true, and you truly believe. If you do that and people don’t like it, what else can you do? Being our authentic self is what we all should strive to be.” Saggie Maggie
“I remember when you and Chris used to have to borrow lunch money from me to eat. I am glad I fed you 2 shit heads. It paid off. I loved flying here on Masters of Money’s private jet.” Saggie Maggie
“I think because you try so hard to avoid drama, drama intentionally comes to find you.” Saggie Maggie
“Chris, you are being way to nice about it. Here is what you are supposed to say- Fear The Roo bitches!” Saggie Maggie
“Hey, world leaders, can y’all do a better job of working things out with words, because all of these wars and violence is stressing the rest of us the fuck out! ” Saggie Maggie
“Hate it or love it, it is happening. I have taken my freedom back.” Saggie Maggie
“Dave, you have kind of always been one of the guys and one of the girls. You hang out with MJ, Marcus, Chris and the guys. You hang out with Malia, Tarica, Kristi, me and the girls. You aren’t going to change who you are on the inside, right? Just the outside, right?” Saggie Maggie
“All men’s 18 year old fantasy has become reality thanks to Seeking Arrangements. You can order delivery of sex to your house like you can order pizza.” Saggie Maggie
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