My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Lakshmi Devi Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“I hate hate. I love love. I hope hope. I am not political. I would so vote for a party that shared my beliefs if it ever existed. It won’t though, because selfishness and greed has run amuck in this mother fucker. But never say never. Hope hope, ya know?” Lakshmi Devi
“Then you are in like flint and comfy like dumfy.” Lakshmi Devi
“Practice pragmatism 99% of the time. Take a risk 1% of the time. That math isn’t exact, but if you’re practicing a 99 to 1 safe to risk ratio, you’re practicing a good decision making ratio for success.” Lakshmi Devi
“Holy fuck shit did she walk into that well worded email go fuck yourself.” Lakshmi Devi
“Be yourself. Not only is everyone else taken, but genuine authenticity is so rare in 2023, that when people see it, they are naturally attracted to it.” Lakshmi Devi
“It was an attempt at a relationship, but it turned out to be a relationshit at best.” Lakshmi Devi
“Are you pumping in happy family Christmas smells or something? It smells so good in here.” Lakshmi Devi
“She must have a broken switch because home girl is stuck on stupid.” Lakshmi Devi
“Haters are stuck on stupid.” Lakshmi Devi
“I am not going to be the best of the best at being the worst of the worst.” Lakshmi Devi
“They have absolute zero foresight. I doubt they have three sight. Forest for the trees. You know what I’m saying?” Lakshmi Devi
“I feel like one of the saddest things that people rarely talk about is when kindhearted people turn cold hearted because of how they are treated. Mean people suck.” Lakshmi Devi
“If you are in where you fit in and you are good with it, you are probably living a happy life.” Lakshmi Devi
“Yes! I am a Swifty. Jesus! You two are boss vibing hard today. Shake it off, Taylor Swift song style. You don’t have to worry. My TPS reports will be on your virtual desks by end of day.” Lakshmi Devi
“If your partner has multiple personalities, are you in a polyamorous relationship?” Lakshmi Devi
“College kids protesting something to avoid having to take finals. That has never happened before. LOL!” Lakshmi Devi
“Being a real one in this insane clown world matters more than ever before. I don’t see how it is possible to live your best life if you are not being your authentic self. Like they say in Austin Texas- “Keep it weird”.” Lakshmi Devi
“Delusion is the female version of act as if or the law of attraction. Fine. It’s copium, but it’s fucking fun alright? Men! Ugh! Tarica is a woman. I’m changing it from Men to….Boss!” Lakshmi Devi
“When you remove the chaos, everything gets easier.” Lakshmi Devi
“I didn’t lie. I deferred the truth until later.” Lakshmi Devi
“I have a highly confidential double top secret classified thingy to tell you later. It’s very important you know today. But if I forget to tell you, I will tell you about it tomorrow.” Lakshmi Devi
“Your ego, just like your emotions, can cause you to make bad decisions. Your ego is not your amigo.” Lakshmi Devi
“True love conquers all, again, except death, but again, you know, until then love conquers all.” Lakshmi Devi
“Mr. Rockefeller is way too nice to be New World Order. He isn’t creepy at all. I don’t get the “he wants the world to live in 15-minute cities and eat the bugs and like it” feeling from him. I wish I had a grandpa like him honestly.” Lakshmi Devi
“And they call that a boss bitch move.” Lakshmi Devi
“A person who does not care anymore is a person who once cared too much.” Lakshmi Devi
“More than one thing can be true at once.” Lakshmi Devi
“If we can’t all get along, we can all stay away from each other. Sounds reasonable to me anyways.” Lakshmi Devi
“If you only look at that which you don’t have, you will never be happy.” Lakshmi Devi
“Attack the issues, not the people.” Lakshmi Devi
“It is easy to find someone who wants to have sex with you. What is difficult is finding someone who wants a relationship that could actually go somewhere. I hate hook up culture.” Lakshmi Devi
“Always what the watchers.” Lakshmi Devi
“I will tell you why. Because they don’t know how to put the shut to the up.” Lakshmi Devi
“When two people are meant to be, nothing and no one can end them. Except death. But until death, nothing.” Lakshmi Devi
“If you are looking for a situationship, say that. If you are looking for relationship, say that.” Lakshmi Devi
“If you stoop to their level you are no better than the. If you win without cheating, not only are you morally superior, but you are also competitively superior.” Lakshmi Devi
“If they don’t value your presence, what they get is your absence.” Lakshmi Devi
“Don’t be someone else’s worst enemy by sticking your nose where it does not belong.” Lakshmi Devi
“If you make life difficult for other people for no good reason, fuck you.” Lakshmi Devi
“When you are self-sufficient, there is nothing your haters can do to stop you.” Lakshmi Devi
“Do not become the monster you are fighting.” Lakshmi Devi
“Indian version of a Karen. A dot Karen. I can say that because I’m Indian ” Lakshmi Devi
“Well go see if you can hop aboard their trauma train, because misery loves company.” Lakshmi Devi
“Whoever you love you should love and shouldn’t have to be ashamed at all.” Lakshmi Devi
“That B clearly has irritable all the time syndrome.” Lakshmi Devi
“We get what we deserve in life. No better, no worse.” Lakshmi Devi
“Replacing one form of prejudice with another is not an improvement. It is a shift. The question is, can the prejudice be removed?” Lakshmi Devi
“Seek first to understand. Then seek to be understood.” Lakshmi Devi
“If you want to increase the good, focus on increasing the good.” Lakshmi Devi
“We are smart, so we do high IQ foreplay. Dick sneezing sounds disgusting and maybe not so high IQ foreplay, but. You know what, fuck you! Let’s talk about something else.” Lakshmi Devi
“Damn it if there isn’t always a catch.” Lakshmi Devi
Happy Women’s Day and 3-8-2012 Forever! By Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/happy-womens-day-and-3-8-2012-forever-by-michael-mj-the-terrible-johnson/
