Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“Your tail is a thing of bubble butt beauty!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Hold my balls. See. They are all filled up. You got a way to drain them little woman?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Now you’re gonna get the treatment for being sarcastic.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Thanks for reminding me how much I enjoy kissing you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You should be. I am going to dick box your vagina hardcore.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Michael Johnson prays that this court grant my motion to fuck your brains out and grant any other relief that the court feels is necessary.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I wanna you know what like there is no tomorrow, but with a 20 minute time minute. Sorry.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“My way outside the box thinking thinks about being inside your box a lot.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“The I takes the you. The I takes the you. I’m down for anything until I have to poop.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Point me towards an erogenous zone and let’s get this party started.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Sex is in the best relationship.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Dick down mode initiated.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“OH MY GOD I’M GONNA CUM SO HARD YES!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I need to make a deadline. If you can give me an hour to finish what I am working on, I will take the rest of the day off, and we can take our time until dinner time. Deal?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“P is for punetang. B is for butt. That was all I had to say. No point at all. Just that.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I know how they do in your romance novels. He longed to kiss her. He dreamed about how her womanhood would feel as he entered her wanting body. Stuff like that. Now get on your knees and suck my dick!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“That’s it right there. When you go knee deep in your woman and dig her guts out, she won’t cheat. That’s why I wail away on your vagine on the regular.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
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