Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“Making love to you with like kissing you and looking into your eyes is nice. I don’t just have to slam your biz porno style. It’s nice to be able to switch it up.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You know the hand slap game where one person tries to turn their hands over and slap the other persons hands before they can pull their hands away? Let’s do that with your legs. If I can dive in between your legs before you close them, I win your vagina. Ok?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am the special master selected by the Court of Bedroom Affairs to help decide which pleasure principles to apply and when.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Life would be better with your mammaries glands in my hands.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Fe-fi-fo-fum. Open up your legs so I can get me some.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“This cum constipated nut sack is fixin to spray a bish.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I do like your new clothes, but I think your new clothes would look better on the floor.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Guy version of it….My dick. My sack. Lick and suck on that.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Do wanna have sex? What’s the opposite of no?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I can’t wait to get home and start hotdogging your buns.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Now would be a good time to slang your puss at me. I’m just sayin. That’s all.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“No orgasm should be left behind.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“When I’m sick and/or my allergies are driving me crazy, sometimes I St. Patrick’s Day green jizz you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I don’t care if I had the worst concussion ever and my brain was rattled to the maximum, I might forget everything else, but I would still remember your ridiculously sexy big bubble butt.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I can’t wait to cum. It’s right there at the edge. Where you want it? Babymaker or body? Your choice.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Suck you now. Fuck you later. Kisses mixed in there as well? Say yes. Remember saying yes is empowering.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Excuse me miss, but you look like you could use some oral sex.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I want to visit Smashyourcheecks.com/now/hard/makeyoumoan/makeyoucum/ohmygodimgonnacumtoo/doesntthatsoundgood” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am trying to get you pregnant! Open your legs and I’ll cum in you again right now!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Pre-breast cancer awareness month searches will be beginning soon. And as always, please remember, this is for your health. I gotta make sure my babies boobies are in tip top shape.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It’s time for the triple threat experience. We are about to connect mentally and bond emotionally while we are physically gettin it on!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
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