MJ: Today was an awesome day! I love you! We’re on the way back to the airport. I love you!
Malia: I got the pictures you text me of you and your mom shopping. I love you too
MJ: I didn’t grow up with money. We had enough to make it, but it wasn’t always easy. That said, I had an awesome experience money makes things easier experience today that I want to tell you about.
Malia: You love having your own jet, because it is so easy and efficient to fly anywhere you want anytime you want?
MJ: I love having my own jet, because it is so easy and efficient to fly anywhere, I want anytime I want.
Malia: I had a feeling you were going to enjoy that experience today. If Tarica and Chris couldn’t use the jet to see each other when he is being you in Texas, their relationship would be harder to manage. She said the same thing you did. She loves using Masters of Money’s jet.
MJ: I loved seeing my mom, dad, grandmother, and Chris. I felt like an outsider sort of, but not really. It’s hard to explain. Chris and I look the most identical we have ever looked, I think. It’s weird, but normal weird.
Malia: I get it baby. Do you think you will be home by bedtime to put the kids to sleep?
MJ: Yes, barring the unforeseen. I hope so anyway. I’ll let you know as we get closer.
Malia: You know who else’s birthday is coming up?
MJ: My dad and Lorie’s tomorrow?
Malia: Well yeah, but I meant yours.
MJ: Uh oh. Are you planning something?
Malia: Nunya
MJ: Nunya?
Malia: Nunya business (None of your business)
MJ: It is my business. It’s my birthday. I just want to be with you and the kids. Can I have that for my birthday?
Malia: Yes, with a few surprises.
MJ: I guess I will just have to wait and see. You know what is still on my mind? My mom awed like you wouldn’t believe about it. It was an aww worthy moment I’ll never forget.
Malia: When Liz walked in, popped her hip, and did the cute, “Daddy can I have my allowance please” moment?
MJ: Yep. It was the most adorable thing ever. What made it even cuter was she handed me her little wallet, like I was supposed to give her her own money. It was a to die for moment.
Malia: I am glad that cute moment worked out. The last cute moment I tried to set up backfired. I thought Cash was going to walk in the bathroom and show daddy he could pee pee in the toilet. I didn’t think he was going to pee on you in the shower. I did tell him to go surprise you and pee pee while daddy is in the shower. He decided to just pee in the shower. Oh well. Lesson learned. Still a funny moment.
MJ: It was cute.
MJ: My mom loves having grandbabies to spoil. Her house is loaded with pictures. She used to have some pictures of me up, but now I’ve been replaced with all grandbaby pictures.
Malia: I know you love it. You love making your mom happy.
MJ: I do. You should have seen us shopping today. Everything was perfect today except for one thing, but even that ended up being okay.
Malia: What was the non-perfect thing?
MJ: Have you ever met Aaron? The old Riata apartment complex Aaron. He was my neighbor.
Malia: No. I remember you telling me about him, but briefly. What happened?
MJ: When we were out shopping, he jokingly ran up to me and said, “I’m going to get you MJ!”, to surprise me, like we used to do way back in the day, and unlike back in the day, Brittany blocked the shit out of him.
Malia: Now I remember him. The sweep the leg guy?
MJ: Yes! That is the guy and that is what he was going to do.
Malia: What did Brittany do to him?
MJ: I turned around at the last second. All I heard was Brittany make a Bruce Lee kung fu hiya sound, then a thud, then I turned around and saw Aaron on the ground. I said, Heyman, long time no see. How are you?
MJ: He didn’t talk for a minute. He just sat there. I helped him get up. The first thing he said was, “She would be good at surprise sweep the leg.”
Malia: Yeah. Brittany is good at her job. She is always ready.
MJ: Yes, she is. She kicked my ass back in the day. Anyway, I’m going to take a nap. I’ll text you when I wake up. I hope I’m home in time to tuck the kiddos in and tell bedtime story. I love you.
Malia: Good night. Sleep tight. Don’t let the road whores bite.
MJ: Thank you for always being so understanding. You are one amazing angel of a woman.
Malia: 🙂 XOXO Sweet dreams my sweat man.
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