“I live my life in the way that means I am going to have awesome stories to tell my grand kids.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“A person is limited only by their imagination, so dream it, do it, build it, be it, and YOLO!” Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch (A friend since college, and the only girl member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“How to move up the corporate ladder, boiled down into one sentence- When you take care of business, the business will take care of you.” Derron Cook (Long-time friend and business mentor)
“Making money is not the root of all evil. Experiencing the best that life has to offer, is not the root of all evil. The love of money, and putting money first, above your friends and family, that is evil!” Ben Dupont (Friend and family member)
“There are scary people out there, but I believe in my heart that there are a lot more good than bad. That is why I have faith in humanity.” Chris Hubbard (Friends since college, a.k.a. MJ#2)
“In the end, even if you swing and miss, if you work hard, and always do what you say you are going to, you will always be okay, because people will trust you.” Eric Fanning (Long-time friend and mentor)
“Talent is a gift. Achievements are earned. Focus is the key.” Pete Dowdle (Long-time friend and bodyguard)
“If you focus on your shit, know your shit, stay on top of your shit, practice your shit, believe in your shit, and believe you are the shit, you will be “The Shit”!” Eric Fanning (Long-time friend and mentor)
“If you know why you’re doing what you’re doing, that’s good enough. The approval of others is not necessary.” J.J. Mendelhaussen (Long-time friend and mentor)
“We all have our crosses to bear. Bear the shit out of yours, and look good while you’re doing it!” Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch (A friend since college, and the only girl member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“May your dreams be big, your worries be small, and your life filled with positive memories.” Kevin M. (Long-time friend, mentor, Head of Content for Masters of Money, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“The power of the world lies between a woman’s legs. Don’t discount our value.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person)
“Love and trust are two different things. Love is given. Trust is earned.” Eric Fanning (Long-time friend and mentor)
“Good relationships aren’t built in a day. They are built daily.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person)
“Since coming to this country, I am constantly looking for people to know, while trying to find out who is just a no.” Tarica Patel, aka BABB (Bad Ass Bangalore Bitch) – (A contractor, an employee, a business partner, my “work wife”, a friend, and she is engaged to one of my closest friends)
“It’s okay to be a beginner. So many people are afraid to start something, because they are afraid to be a beginner. Everyone starts out a beginner. Allow yourself to be a beginner, and begin.” Marcus Jennings (One of my closest friends, a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death, and a business partner)
“A lot of times in life, the answer just is it is what it is. From there, what you make of it, determines if you are going to turn lemons into lemonade, or take a swim in the Whoa Is Me River.” Dr. Frincke (The doctor whose experimental drug treatment program brought me back to life/kept me alive, after I suffered from a subdural hematoma rupture in 2015.)
“Don’t be that person that make excuses, and don’t be afraid to try, because as it turns out, some of the people that would go on to improve and change the world the most, failed time and time again, until they finally got it right!” Kevin M. (Long-time friend, mentor, Head of Content for Masters of Money, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“Men…..Sometimes us girls just need to hear how much we mean to you. If you love us, tell us, and show us, and we will be there for you, and love you, more than you can imagine.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person)
“A great future doesn’t require having a great past. I am proof of that.” Marcus Jennings (One of my closest friends, a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death, and a business partner)
“Failure, also know as not succeeding yet, is temporary, if you don’t let it be final.” Eric Fanning (Long-time friend and mentor)
“To much of a good thing, is never a good thing.” Gene Rockefeller (My newest friend, and an absolutely brilliant person)
“Entrepreneurs, you don’t need to imagine 1000 great ideas. You just need one. You only have to be right/hit the ball once, to have a home run!” J.J. Mendelhaussen (Long-time friend and mentor)
“We all experience ups and downs, but life is what you make of it, so make it great!” Kevin M. (Long-time friend, mentor, Head of Content for Masters of Money, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“If you have to go where there is no path, make your own trail. Blaze the new trail so hard you leave a path behind you.” Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch (A friend since college, and the only girl member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“Blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit, or crush them with kindness. It all depends on the situation.” Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch (A friend since college, and the only girl member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“If you can’t beat’em, and you just can’t stand the thought of joining’em, call in reinforcements!” Eric Fanning (Long-time friend and mentor)
“If I play, I play to win. If I don’t win the first time, then you can bet your ass I’m winning the next time around.” Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch (A friend since college, and the only girl member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“First the question is what. Then the question is why. Then the question is how.” Gene Rockefeller (Close friend and an absolutely brilliant person)
“Sales create commissions. Relationships create fortunes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder & Owner – Masters of Money, LLC.
“If plan A doesn’t work, plan B will, and if plan B doesn’t work, there’s a whole alphabet full of letters to make plans on.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder & Owner – Masters of Money, LLC.
“No Republican or Democrat can give you everything you want in life. You are the answer to everything you want!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder & Owner – Masters of Money, LLC.
“With the right mindset, you never have to lose. You can either win or learn.” Saggie Maggie (We went to college together at the University of Akron, and have been friends ever since.)
“The future belongs to those who embrace it.” Dr. Frincke (The doctor whose experimental drug treatment program brought me back to life/kept me alive, after I suffered from a subdural hematoma rupture in 2015.)
“Be remembered for something. Be remembered for being a good dad or mom. Be remembered for being a good friend. Be remembered for your accomplishments. Be remembered for your contributions to society. Be remembered for your ____________.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person)
“Having the right mindset is vital to becoming successful. Success is a mentality, before it is a reality.” Gene Rockefeller (My newest friend, and an absolutely brilliant person)
“Don’t take yourself out of the game. If you quit, you are sealing your own fate. If you keep trying, you’ve always got a shot.” Eric Fanning (Long-time friend and mentor)
“Remember the time, when we couldn’t remember that one time? Man, we had a great time!” Chris Hubbard (Friends since college, a.k.a. MJ#2)
“Tis the tits. It means something. It’s a quote. Apply your own meaning to it.” Brittany White (The biological mother, through egg donation, of my son CJ, and Head of Security for my family)
“There’s a risk in getting to know people. There’s an even bigger risk in not getting to know people.” Ben Dupont (Friend and family member)
“They say you learn more from losing than from winning. What I learned from losing, was that I hate it. Now I refuse to lose. Lesson learned!” Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch (A friend since college, and the only girl member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“You will never climb above your lot in life, unless you start trying to climb out of it.” Gene Rockefeller (My newest friend, and an absolutely brilliant person)
“In business, if your idea doesn’t work you’re seen as crazy. If your idea does work, you’re seen as a genius. Go figure.” Kevin M. (Long-time friend, mentor, Head of Content for Masters of Money, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“It is possible to be ignorant, and still become successful, but the odds favor the open minded knowledge seekers. Never stop learning, because the more you know, the farther you will go.” Gene Rockefeller (My newest friend, and an absolutely brilliant person)
“Whoever said you can’t have your cake and eat it to, didn’t have a big enough imagination.” Marcus Jennings (One of my closest friends, a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death, and a business partner)
“Time heals almost everything. Give time, time.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person)
“It’s ok, you can keep being an asshole. I always leave bitch mode on in public, just incase I run into someone like you.” Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch (A friend since college, and the only girl member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“When you need to accomplish something, remember the name “Will Resourceful”. Have the “Will” to see it through, and be “Resourceful” enough to get the job done.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder & Owner – Masters of Money, LLC.
“Successful people know what works, and they exploit the shit out of it! Find your niche, and run with it. Go get yours!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder & Owner – Masters of Money, LLC.
“I had such a shitty day. I have all of this negative energy inside of me right now. Let’s go in the bedroom, and you can fuck it out of me, so I can go back to being happy again.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person)
“Baby, do you know what they call a girl who likes to have sex before she gets married? A slut! Do you know what they call a girl who likes to have sex after she gets married? An awesome wife!” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person)
“Is it wrong that I want to write your ex-wife a thank you email for messing things up with you? I’m just kidding. She was so evil. She doesn’t deserve a thank you anything. If I was going to write her a thank you email though, here’s what it would say- “I wanted to take a minute while I’m laying here in bed naked with MJ, to say thank you. Thank you for being such a shitty wife. If you would have been a good wife, I wouldn’t be married to the man of my dreams right now. I’m sorry that you are all depressed, and you have to see a therapist, a psychiatrist, a psychotherapist, you’re on a monster amount of happy pills, and you are still miserable, but you did do it to yourself. Anyway, I am going to keep this short. I have a sexy naked man in my bed right now, and he deserves my attention, if you know what I mean? Sincerely, The Happiest Girl In The World! Mrs. Malia Johnson” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person)
“Use your money wiser. Then you get to retire.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder & Owner – Masters of Money, LLC.
“The bust creates the buy in opportunity, and the boom creates the fortune.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder & Owner – Masters of Money, LLC.
“You can say what you want about me, but I’m the guy that does the jobs that have to get done.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder & Owner – Masters of Money, LLC.
“Don’t settle for less than everything you want. Know when to shut up and collect the money. It’s better to get paid than be right. Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it can afford you the time to find happiness. Without a challenge, you can’t rise to anything. Pick your battles. Push your limits. Ask for more. Demand better. Eliminate should from your life by doing. Live a life without regrets, by trying everything that interests you in the least, and don’t waste time, because time is the most valuable commodity in life.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder & Owner – Masters of Money, LLC.
“To fulfill your true potential, you have to leave your comfort zone. The trade off to leaving your comfort zone, is you have to deal with more “stuff”, than if you stayed inside of your comfort zone.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder & Owner – Masters of Money, LLC.
“Unrelenting effective effort will eventually, even under terrible conditions, still get you where you want to go!” Kevin M. (Long-time friend, mentor, Head of Content for Masters of Money, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“I’m really just like everyone else, until you make me mad. Then I turn into the girl version of the Incredible Hulk, and unleash havoc on your ass!” Brittany White (The biological mother, through egg donation, of my son CJ, and Head of Security for my family)
“Be so focused on what you want, that you don’t even notice the unnecessary bullshit in life that tries to suck up all of your time and energy.” Marcus Jennings (One of my closest friends, a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death, and a business partner)
“Don’t judge my life based on the part you came in at. It’s not fair to me short-term, and you will regret it long-term.” Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch (A friend since college, and the only girl member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“Do you know what I hate about your penis right now? That it’s not inside of me! We should change that.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person)
“I am against most of the ism’s. Racism, sexism, and the other bad ism’s. I am for optimism and positivism though. That’s my stance on ism’s.” Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch (A friend since college, and the only girl member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“Dreams can be had. Goals can be achieved. Questions can be answered. Be open to opportunities!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder & Owner – Masters of Money, LLC.
“Something isn’t stupid if it is working.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder & Owner – Masters of Money, LLC.
“We just fucking broke the bed. No wait, we just broke the bed fucking. After we do it some more, remind me to get a sturdier bed. Something tells me we’re going to need it.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person)
“Every time we’re about to argue, we should have sex immediately. Have you ever heard of people fighting after sex? Because I haven’t.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person)
“I wasn’t a very good cook, until I realized that butter, sugar, or salt, make just about everything taste better.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person)
“I always look for the people who are more on the self “less” side of things, than on the self “ish” side of things.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person)
“Fact- Sometimes you just have to turn on your inner badass, let the world know you mean business, and you can make shit happen!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder & Owner – Masters of Money, LLC.
“A penny saved might be a penny earned, but a penny multiplied, makes dollars. Dollars multiplied, makes a living. Dollars multiplied effectively, makes you financially independent!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder & Owner – Masters of Money, LLC.
“If you want something bad enough, you can get it. If you want something back bad enough, you can get it back.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder & Owner – Masters of Money, LLC.
“Look forward, not backwards. Looking back at your past experiences can help you, but make sure you stay focused on your future!” Marcus Jennings (One of my closest friends, a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death, and a business partner)
“I wanna make a difference in the world. If you wanna stand in my way, be my guest, but you were warned. #meanpeoplesuck” Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch (A friend since college, and the only girl member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“It’s a big world out there. Seek and you will likely find. Keep searching. I know what it is like to feel stuck, bored, down, depressed, hopeless, etc. What got me through it, was making the decision to keep going. Don’t settle for being unhappy, when their is happiness to be found.” Kevin M. (Long-time friend, mentor, Head of Content for Masters of Money, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“Love is the most powerful force in the in the universe.” Jeanne P. Johnson (My mom)“Positive thoughts lead to a positive attitude, positive words, and positive actions.” Tarica Patel, aka BABB (Bad Ass Bangalore Bitch) – (A contractor, an employee, a business partner, my “work wife”, a friend, and she is engaged to one of my closest friends)
“Would you rather be right, or get paid?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Masters of Money, LLC.
“Confidence = contract.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder & Owner – Masters of Money, LLC.
“The one place you will never find success, is inside of your comfort zone.” Marcus Jennings (One of my closest friends, a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death, and a business partner)
“There are 2 ways to have more money. You can either cut back on expenses, or you can make more money, and option #2 is definitely the better option.” Dan Denefe
“Some days just suck, and there is nothing you can do about it, that day. It’s a good thing most days aren’t like that. Most days are totally up for grabs, and you can make your mark on the day!” Marcus Jennings
“Good looks mean nothing without brains and a good attitude.” Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch (A friend since college, and the only girl member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“Do everything that you can do. That is what you do. That is what you always do!” Eric Fanning (Long-time friend and mentor)
“Okay, we had sex once. Now we don’t have to have sex again for 6 months. Just kidding! I actually want to stay married.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person)
“I don’t want to die on a bed with my head on a pillow. I want to live life to the fullest.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” John son – Founder & Owner – Masters of Money, LLC.
“The difference between constructive criticism and complaining, is constructive criticism is actually helpful.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder & Owner – Masters of Money, LLC.
“Down is not out. Broke is not broken. With the right outlook on life, impossible stands for I’m possible, and comeback stories of epic proportions, are the stories we remember forever!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder & Owner – Masters of Money, LLC.
“A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.” Ernest Cannon
“Their are endless names for all of the things we do during our lives, but there are really only 4 things we all do in life. 4 only, and that is it. We hunt, we feast, we play, and we rest.” J.J. Mendelhaussen
“I don’t have the cleanest office in the building, but I do have the best office in the building. I got the best office by bringing in money. If you want to make the big bucks, remember this – “There’s only so many hours during the day you can make calls. You can do paperwork and everything else anytime.” Ken Roberts
“Be committed enough to exhaust every option that doesn’t work, until you get to the one that does.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder & Owner – Masters of Money, LLC.
“Enjoy the good times. Push through the bad/hard times. Take the memories with you from the good times, and take the lessons with you from the bad/hard times.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder & Owner – Masters of Money, LLC.
“You will see me fail from time to time. That’s possible. You will see me get back up if I fail. That’s inevitable!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder & Owner – Masters of Money, LLC.
“Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free, and action is what makes things happen.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person)
“Ride the tide. You will be happy you tried, and it will be worth the ride.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person)
“I don’t know what the future holds, but if the future doesn’t involve us being together, I have some bad news for this future fella, because he is going to be changing his plans.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person)
“Men…..Women are like cars. If you take good care of them, they will be reliable, help you get where you want to be, create memories with you, and make you feel as comfortable as can be.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person)
This quote really came from Derron Cook, but he gives me credit for it- “Would you rather be right, or get paid?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson,
Masters of Money, LLC.
“With enough time and money, any problem can be fixed.” Dan Denefe
“Where there is a will, there is a way.” Alma Johnson
“Live your life to the fullest! You’ll have more fun, get more done, and live a life of few, if any, regrets.” Derron Cook
“What does it say about me that you are walking around the house singing “I used to love her, but I had to kill her”, you kiss me and tell me you love me, while you’re singing the song, and yet somehow I have never loved you more. I don’t know. Why don’t we just get naked and have sex?” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person)
“The words we say, determine the price we are paid.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder & Owner – Masters of Money, LLC.
“When you do the right things consistently, over a long enough period of time, you are positioning yourself to be in the right place, at the right time, when opportunity strikes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder & Owner – Masters of Money, LLC.
“With limited resources and burning desire, you can turn shit into gold!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder & Owner – Masters of Money, LLC.
“You can succeed on your own and you don’t need anybody, but it sure helps when you have people to help you and be for you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder & Owner – Masters of Money, LLC.
“You look just like the man I’m about to have sex with. I don’t care what you are in the middle of, and I don’t care how busy you are. There’s only one thing that you should be doing right now, and that’s me.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person)
“Look forward, not backwards. Looking back at your past experiences can help you, but make sure you stay focused on your future.” Tarica Patel, aka BABB (Bad Ass Bangalore Bitch) – (A contractor, an employee, a business partner, my “work wife”, a friend, and she is engaged to one of my closest friends)
“Do what works. Struggling when you don’t have to is stupid. If Michael Jordan tried to teach you how to play basketball, would you tell him- “No, I am going to do it my way. I created my own way to play ball.” Do what works. If you are getting rich on something, who cares whose ideas it was.” Derron Cook (Long-time friend and business mentor)
“Duplicate, don’t Innovate. Do what works! You don’t have to re-create the wheel. I appreciate the fact that you might want to create your own system, but you shouldn’t! Not until you have mastered a proven strategy. If you want to get creative after you have mastered what will feed you, then get creative.” Derron Cook (Long-time friend and business mentor)
“The solutions are right above the problems, so don’t stop at the problems, keep going.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder & Owner – Masters of Money, LLC.
“Open arms, hearts and heads, lead to new experiences, memories, and friends.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder & Owner – Masters of Money, LLC.
“You are not the mistakes of your past. You are a future of virtually endless possibilities, because of the accumulated life lessons and experiences you’ve had.” Marcus Jennings (One of my closest friends, a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death, and a business partner)
“Tough situations build tougher people.” Brittany White (The biological mother, through egg donation, of my son CJ, and Head of Security for my family)
“When you find your “why”, you will see in yourself a power that you never knew you had.” Ben Dupont (Friend and family member)
“Baby, ejaculating is not the internet version of ejaculating. Just because a word has an e in front of it, it doesn’t make it an internet thing. Ebooks are internet books. Ejaculating is not an internet thing. What, did you think the non internet version was, jaculating? OMG! I know you’re Mr. Computer Hacker “MJ The Terrible” and all, but some things will always be better offline. One of them is ejaculating! Come upstairs and I’ll prove it to you right now!” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person)
“Baby, I am so sorry! I didn’t know how to put the little accent thingy over the e. Guns N Roses is a wine tasting event. I can’t believe you thought we were going to see the band Guns N Roses. I’m sorry baby. That’s why god invented blow jobs, for moments like this, to make things right.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person)
“If we saw what people with less skills and abilities than us have done, it would probably motivate us to be the kick ass person we are all capable of being.” Eric Fanning
“On the internet, and in real life, there will be people who may not agree with you, but you’ve gotta just push through, because there will always be people who do.” Kevin M. (Long-time friend, mentor, Head of Content for Masters of Money, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)“How to keep a good man happy….Keep his brain focused, his heart racing, his belly full, his balls drained, believe in him, and be there for him. Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person)
“I don’t know what the future holds, but if the future doesn’t involve us being together, I have some bad news for this future fella, because he is going to be changing his plans.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person)
“Obstacles don’t have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don’t turn around and give up in defeat. Figure out how to climb it, dig under it, go through it, or get around it.” Chris Hubbard (Friends since college, a.k.a. MJ#2)
“The formula for building trust- Truth and loyalty over a long enough period of time.” Marcus Jennings (One of my closest friends, a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death, and a business partner)
“This is not a booty call post baby. This is business. Not strictly for pleasure. I know you have things to do today, but please put me on your “to do” list. I am ovulating. Soooooo…..I need you to come take care of business asap! Love, Me” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person)
“Do’nt call it failure. Failure is final. Call it unfinished success.” Marcus Jennings (One of my closest friends, a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death, and a business partner)
“Scars show your will to survive and make it.” Chris Hubbard (Friends since college, a.k.a. MJ#2)
“Don’t let what other people think about you, define you. You define you. Period!” Marcus Jennings (One of my closest friends, a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death, and a business partner)
“First the question is what. Then the question is why. Then the question is how.” Gene Rockefeller (Close friend and an absolutely brilliant person)
“That’s nice baby. Start taking your pants off while you tell me about it. I have been horny all day. If you still remember what you are talking about right now, after I get done with you, tell me about it then. Now shut up and fuck me!” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person)
“It is almost impossible to know how to sell a prospect if you don’t listen for what they want.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder & Owner – Masters of Money, LLC.
“You already know what you know. When you listen, you can learn what other people know.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder & Owner – Masters of Money, LLC.
“You can’t study something to perfect it. You have to do it!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder & Owner – Masters of Money, LLC.
“You might not always be on the exact same page as your client, but as long as you are in the same chapter, the deal can still get done.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder & Owner – Masters of Money, LLC.
“I’m no sex expert, but that sex right there was porno movie quality sex. If that was being videoed, and I didn’t care about what our future children would think, I would so submit that to the porno movie awards people, because damn!” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person)
“We should just move the refrigerator into the bedroom. That way we never have to leave the bedroom.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person)
“Expect bullshit from the haters, but never accept it.” Marcus Jennings (One of my closest friends, a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death, and a business partner)
“No one has all of the answers. Some people are good at sports. Some people are good with people, some people are naturally intelligent, but no one has all of the answers. That said, we all can look for the answers in our lives. That’s an ability we all have.” Dr. Deb Frincke (The doctor whose experimental drug treatment program brought me back to life/kept me alive, after I suffered from a subdural hematoma rupture in 2015.)
“I am a woman. I am often overlooked, until you need sex, clean clothes, food, friendship, fun, support and more. I am a woman. I am seen as weaker, emotionally delicate and needy. Men, incase you didn’t notice, we control everything from breakfast, to the bedroom, to birth. Cross us, and we will make your life hell on earth. Love us, and you will know happiness like most men only dream of.” Tarica Patel, aka BABB (Bad Ass Bangalore Bitch) – (A contractor, an employee, a business partner, my “work wife”, a friend, and she is engaged to one of my closest friends)
“I was born with all of the disadvantages a person can have. I couldn’t control that. When I became an adult, I took control of the situation, and righted that wrong!” Marcus Jennings (One of my closest friends, a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death, and a business partner)
“I am a fair person. Do not screw me over. If you do, I will get the last laugh. I don’t care if it is 10 years from now. Got it? I sure as shit hope so!” Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch (A friend since college, and the only girl member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“Keep climbing Success Mountain. Life is better up there. It is a hater free environment. Sure, every once in a while one stumbles upon Success Mountain, but they are few and far between. And, eventually they leave because they can’t stand all the positive energy and encouragement.” Eric Fanning (Long-time friend and mentor)
“So mote it be”(So may it be) – Shirley C. Johnson (My Grandpa and life long Free Mason)
“The 3 most important words in life are not- I love you. The 3 most important words in life are- Believe in yourself! Believe in yourself, always give your best, don’t waste time on things that don’t really matter. Be good to those who are good to you. Recipe for a good life right there!” Chris Hubbard (Friends since college, a.k.a. MJ#2)
“I don’t want to, but if I have to, I will straight up impose my will on you! If you mess with someone, especially me, you better be prepared to deal with the imminent consequences. I am woman. Hear me roar!” Brittany White (The biological mother, through egg donation, of my son CJ, and Head of Security for my family)
“Live your life to the fullest! You’ll have more fun, get more done, and live a life of few, if any, regrets.” Derron Cook (Long-time friend and business mentor)
“Wrong, right, good, bad. Most things in life are our choice to do or not do. There is power in that. I don’t think most people get how much power they have to improve their lives, but I wish they did.” Pete Dowdle (Long-time friend and bodyguard)
“There are 2 types of people in this world. Those who take action, and those who don’t. Since the one’s who take action seem to reap all of the rewards, if you are in the don’t take action group, do yourself a favor, and switch over to the the take action side.” Chris Hubbard (Friends since college, a.k.a. MJ#2)
“Don’t quit! Adjust, adapt, and overcome!” Eric Fanning (Long-time friend and mentor)
“Haters, I am warning you. Stay out of my way! Now, if you decide to stay in my way, and you get run the hell over, you can’t say I didn’t warn you!” Marcus Jennings (One of my closest friends, a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death, and a business partner)
“I believe in being an American. Not an American’t, or an Americon.” Eric Fanning (Long-time friend and mentor)
“I know that things will always be okay, because I am one of those people that will either find a way, or make a way.” Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch (A friend since college, and the only girl member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“When haters knock you down, get back up and say- “You hit like a bitch!” Then do what you gotta do.” Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch (A friend since college, and the only girl member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“Behind every question, lies an answer, and behind every answer, lies the truth.” Ben Dupont (Friend and family member)
“Our veterans are great. This day is to celebrate you. So let’s all pray, for the red, white and blue.” David C. Johnson (My Dad)
“If you’re on my table after I say grace, you’re fair game! #manonamission #determinedashell #iplayforkeeps” Marcus Jennings (One of my closest friends, a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death, and a business partner)
“Kill’em with kindness. Bury’em with boldness. Crush’em with compassion. Drive’em crazy with determination. Bash’em with bravery. And alot of other “em’s”, until the good guys win.” Meredith Brooks (My Executive Assistant)
“I am going to cause my haters so many fits, they are going to need prescriptions for Xanax(Zanax), or their heads will explode.” Marcus Jennings (One of my closest friends, a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death, and a business partner)
“I was born ready. I grew up hungry. I understand- “No pain. No gain”. I enjoy knowing and exceeding my limits. I am my own one man Army, and I have the eye of the tiger. Now let’s get to work!” Kevin M. (Long-time friend, mentor, Head of Content for Masters of Money, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death)
“Ride the tide. You will be happy you tried, and it will be worth the ride.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person)
“Men…..Women are like cars. If you take good care of them, they will be reliable, help you get where you want to be, create memories with you, and make you feel as comfortable as can be.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person)
“I don’t know if every woman can do the same things that a man can do. I don’t know if every man can do the same things that a woman can do. What I do know is, the women and men who bust their butts, tend to succeed in what they do. Find the lesson in that lazy bumpkins.” Brittany White (The biological mother, through egg donation, of my son CJ, and Head of Security for my family)
What Truly Matters In Life by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/what-truly-matters-in-life-by-michael-mj-the-terrible-johnson/
