Tarica Patel(BABB): Now you messed up MJ! Malia is crying!
MJ: For real?
Tarica Patel(BABB): Yes
MJ: About the dating post?
Tarica Patel(BABB): Yes
MJ: I wrote a real one. Chris thought it would be funny to write an anti dating post. Besides, I didn’t want to write a dating post for her. I would rather die then let another man touch her.
Tarica Patel(BABB): Post the real one MJ!
MJ: Is she crying?
Tarica Patel(BABB): Yes
MJ: Malia pick up the phone!
MJ: Hello, my name is Malia. I am from Capetown, South Africa. I am 27 years old. I am a former Loreal Paris model. I can speak multiple languages. I graduated at the top of my class, at one of the most prestigious schools in the country(MIT). I have built, run and sold 2 successful start-ups.
Not only am I beautiful, loyal and smart, but I will dedicate my life to you in all ways. I will be your best friend, confidant, partner, lover, and anything else you need me to be.
I will make you feel so happy and loved, that you will feel like I walked straight out of your dreams and right into your real life.
My name is Malia, and I am a one in a billion girl who will make all of your dreams come true and fulfill all of your fantasies.
If you are looking for the perfect partner and soulmate, call me at 301-327- &$@$
Malia: I’m not crying anymore. I am such a lucky girl. Today I get to marry the man of my dreams!
MJ: When I think back over the last 5 years of my life, and what you have meant to me Malia, today may be the day it becomes official, but as far as I am concerned, we have been husband and wife for a long time. See you soon baby! Oh, and I have a little gift for your finger.
