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Malia Talks With A Sexologist

Pancakes and Cheetos Sexologist Post Photo Collage

Question: My question is for Malia. I am a sexologist. I can’t see you but I bet you laughed like everyone else does when I tell them what my profession is. I am currently studying the smell of men’s “goo”, if you will. I was wondering if you wouldn’t mind sharing what MJ THE TERRIBLE’s you know, stuff smells like? You guys do talk about sex on here. I hope you don’t take offense to my question. The smell a man or woman puts out, says a lot more than most people know.

By the way, the Cheetos odor MJ referenced you have on a few posts, is the odor of a sexual powerhouse. Very fertile and sexual. Thanks, Amy Sparks

Malia: I don’t know why I feel weird about answering this question. You are right, MJ and I do talk sex on social media. Alright. MJ’s you know, smells like pancakes. What does that say about him? I googled man smells before I replied to your question. Most guys have a chlorine smell apparently.

Amy Sparks: You are correct. The chlorine or bleach smell, is the most common. The pancake smell however, is very rare. Less than 2% of men have it. The typical characteristics of a man with that particular odor, are as rare as their odor. High body temperature. They always feel hot, even when it is freezing cold. Type A personality. Has to stay busy. Has trouble relaxing. High blood pressure. Typically dies from a heart related complication. Usually has Dyslexic or ADD mental challenges. Very imaginative personality. Very creative. Trouble determining between what is real and what isn’t(Out of the box thinker). Usually discharges significantly more semen than the average man. High sex drive. Highly potent sperm. Very passionate. Always need attention. The types of attention, or lack there of, is how they interpret positive or negative feedback. Visual. Very visual. Over 80% have blue eyes. Very protective and emotional.

I see you switched to messenger. Are you active now?

Malia: Yes.

Amy Sparks: Good

Malia: Those are not MJ’s characteristics at all.

Amy Sparks: I said typically.

Malia: I am kidding. MJ is every single one of those. I don’t know on the heart one, but he fits that list to a T.

Amy Sparks: A Terrible T?

Malia: Ha! Yeah!

Amy Sparks: Will you post or send a picture of the twins? They are adorable.

Malia: I will. Thank you for the knowledge. I learned something new about my husband today.

Amy Sparks: Sexology is an interesting field of study. People laugh at first, but sexology is a real and important field of study.

Malia: I have to admit, I laughed at first. I’m not laughing now. I really do appreciate you sharing this with me. Night, Malia

Amy Sparks: Well wishes! Good night Malia.

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Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson, founder of Masters of Money LLC, is a world-famous computer hacker, marketer, entrepreneur, and adventurer. You can say what you want about me but I'm the guy that does the jobs that have to get done. "Don't settle for less than everything you want. Know when to shut up and collect the money. It's better to get paid than be right. Money doesn't buy happiness, but it can afford you the time to find happiness. Without a challenge, you can't rise to anything. Pick your battles. Push your limits. Ask for more. Demand better. Eliminate should from your life by doing. Live a life without regrets, by trying everything that interests you in the least, and don't waste time, because time is the most valuable commodity in life." Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - Founder & Owner - Masters of Money, LLC.
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