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Malia May Johnson and Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson at 7 Years Old

Malia May Johnson and Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson pictures at 7 years old collage

Malia,

In the 9, going on 10 years that we have been together, we have sure had our fair share of challenges to overcome, but no matter what life has thrown at us, we have always found a way or made our own way.

If you really think about it, not only have we always found a way or made our own way, but we each new challenge, we have only grown closer and stronger.

I am glad your mom sent you the video of your first ever dance team video from your freshman year in high school.

I can’t believe the first song your dance team coach ever had you dance to was a stripper song. You girls were 14! I couldn’t believe my ears as I saw y’all start dancing and I recognized what song was playing. “She had apple bottom jeans. Boots with the fur. The whole club was looking at her. She hit the floor. Next thing you know. Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low.”

This is the song- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm_h6FnF8HU

If our daughters are on their school dance team, their coach better not try to get my little angels to strip club song dance it out for the whole school. That is a future warning to dance coaches! Keep it classy!

I love you baby. I’m glad we made it through Snake Attack Saturday. I am putting “Fuck your guts!” on the next My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know post. I think that should be the heroes tag line in the next Anaconda movie after they kill the snake.

Angelina Jolie, or whoever is starring in the movie, after somebody on her team shoots the snake, she should kick the snake’s guts and say, “Fuck your guts!” like you did.

I’m nominating that moment for “Best Badass Action Move and Hero Tagline While Pregnant Real Life Action Scene of The Year”.

Love,

MJ

Snake Attack Saturday – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/snake-attack-saturday/

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About Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson, founder of Masters of Money LLC, is a world-famous computer hacker, marketer, entrepreneur, and adventurer. You can say what you want about me but I'm the guy that does the jobs that have to get done. "Don't settle for less than everything you want. Know when to shut up and collect the money. It's better to get paid than be right. Money doesn't buy happiness, but it can afford you the time to find happiness. Without a challenge, you can't rise to anything. Pick your battles. Push your limits. Ask for more. Demand better. Eliminate should from your life by doing. Live a life without regrets, by trying everything that interests you in the least, and don't waste time, because time is the most valuable commodity in life." Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - Founder & Owner - Masters of Money, LLC.
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