Malia: You know our have sex/a quickie thing that we used to do whenever we would go to historic places?
MJ: Yeah
Malia: Guess where I want to have sex at?
MJ: Where?
Malia: Camp David
MJ: That would be fun.
Malia: Have you ever been there?
MJ: Once
Malia: Is Camp David a compound like the Kennedy’s had?
MJ: It’s a compound, but not like the Kennedy compound.
Malia: What’s the difference?
MJ: Camp David is on a military base (Naval Support Facility Thurmont), in Maryland.
Malia: Government owned versus privately owned basically?
MJ: Exactly
Malia: Guess where else I wanna historic sex it at?
MJ: I really enjoyed our historic sex at the White House. Where?
Malia: Me too. Pearl Harbor!
MJ: Put Pearl Harbor on our list. I love you for so many reasons Malia May Johnson!
Malia: Are you gonna Cumacaze attack me when we visit Pearl Harbor?
MJ: Yes I am!
MJ: I want to put the ranch from the Yellowstone tv show on the list.
Malia: I am looking it up to add to the list right now. The Dutton family’s Yellowstone ranch is in Darby, Montana. The real name of the ranch is the Chief Joseph Ranch, and you can rent the cabin.
MJ: Sweet! I want to ride a horse and I want to ride you.
Malia: Giddy up cowboy!
MJ: I fucking love you and I miss sex!
Malia: I fucking love you and Dr Frincke said no sex for 30 days. Then you can ravage me! I will make a countdown calendar.
MJ: My balls are gonna be full.
Malia: They won’t be on day 31! Hang in there baby.
MJ: K
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