MJ: Come have sex with me.
Malia: No foreplay today? Just straight down to business huh?
MJ: Foreplay…….I am so horny that I may explode if I don’t explode inside you.
Malia: Did you forget that your office got turned into a mini CIA (“MJIA”)? If I try to get in there I will probably be arrested for trespassing in my own backyard.
MJ: I am not in my office.
Malia: I am in our bedroom, so unless you are hiding under the bed, you aren’t in here.
MJ: I will give you a hint. I am wetter than you are right now.
Malia: I am in baby making heat mode, so I doubt it. Are you in the attic half bath shower? I thought I heard some commotion up there earlier.
MJ: Guess again.
Malia: I have looked in the bathrooms. Where are you? Are you at the Woodland house? I can come over there.
MJ: Guess again.
Malia: Don’t f@&k with me, or the next time you want to f@&k, I will not be interested.
MJ: Do you want me to tell you where I’m at or do you want to keep guessing?
Malia: Give me one last clue and then if I still can’t figure it out you can tell me.
MJ: Ok. I am in the second place we had sex at after we bought the house.
Malia: The pool!
MJ: Uh huh!
Malia: It is just us here miss security peeps. Okay. I will put on a swimsuit and be there momentarily.
MJ: You won’t have the swimsuit on for very long.
Malia: I bought some new ones, so I am going to sexy runway/back patio model it for you.
MJ: Right on pretty girl.
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