Malia: I was going to save this real life/cartoon kiss collage until our anniversary on March 8th, but I am so frickin in love with you!! I couldn’t wait!! I hope you like it! When you asked me to marry you on the bridge at Rock Creek Tributary, the best decision of my life was saying YES! Michael David Johnson, you are the man of my dreams! I am so glad you didn’t stay in my dreams, and you came into my real life! Thank you for all of the help BABB.
MJ: I love it! Will you do me a favor tonight?
Malia: Sure. What would you like me to do?
MJ: I would like you to lay still on the bed for as long as it takes.
Malia: You want me to lay still for as long as what takes?
MJ: For as long as it takes me to kiss every inch of your beautiful body.
Malia: I’m in, but it is going to take a while, because I am as big as a house.
MJ: You are gorgeous glowing pregnant goddess, that I’m about to kiss every square inch of!
Malia: Yay me! After you get done with kissathon, we need to have a talk. Doctor Deb called me today. She heard about your son “jumping off the top rope” onto your head and neck by accident. She called your mom to.
MJ: I may never stop kissing you then. I don’t want to have that talk.
Malia: We’re doing both! If you don’t like it. Too bad! I think Doctor Deb saw this on the report, and it freaked her out- Told Mr. Johnson it was his choice. Have fun now, or watch his children graduate from high school?
MJ: I WILL BE MORE CAREFUL!
Malia: I know you and Chris watch Rocky 4 on an endless loop, but Rocky gets brain damage after fighting the Russian! It was a miracle you survived when your subdural hematoma ruptured in 2015! Don’t blow it baby! Let Chris wrestle. God knows he can fake getting hurt like the wrestlers do. You guys joke about how he faked that back injury all the time.
MJ: It was an accident. He didn’t mean to land on my head.
Malia: Your mom told Doctor Deb you didn’t get out of bed from Saturday night, until Sunday night, and your Dad stayed with you all night because you kept screaming out and sweating through your clothes! Not good babe!
MJ: Do you want the kisses or not?
Malia: Yes, but I want you alive for years and years, more.
MJ: The truth is, it wasn’t pretty, but it worked out okay. We were at my parents house. My parents watched him, while I rested, etc.
Malia: I know you want to do everything with your son, and our kids, and me, but you mean everything to us. Please don’t rough house and play CJ slams Daddy with the Thor hammer anymore. We need you!
MJ: I promise I will do better. I mean it.
Malia: Let Chris do the rough stuff with CJ. He gets a lifetime hero helper check from the government, to be there for you. So let him earn his pay!
MJ: Ok. I will baby. I want to see our kids grow up, graduate, get married, etc.
Malia: Ok, now let’s talk about this kissing me everywhere some more. What’s your eta?
MJ: No talk. Let’s do! Right now!
Malia: Reminder- I can’t get the front door open anymore. Your safety panic door weighs as much as a bank vault door I think.
MJ: Dubs. The door is your area of expertise. I’ll handle the kissing part!
