Details and information about the personal life, news, views, and opinions, of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Founder & Owner of Masters of Money, LLC.
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You’re right. I am loaded the f@ck up! I am going to get your underies and your ovaries pregnant!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Pregnant! You! Right there! Mother f@ckin pregnant…..And you love it!” Michael…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 122 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Mood……Look up!” Malia May Johnson “Sexually connected marriages are the best marriages. My source is every marriage, study, anything, everything, human history. You feel me mentally? Wanna feel me physically?” Malia May Johnson “That was last whenever it was. Mood today……Look down!” Malia May Johnson…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Baby! I was practicing football. It’s called a tush push. Look it up after I’m done with you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Let that sink in.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Progeny, massagyny, your…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 294 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I own black gold mostly, but yeah, I own gold too. Hard assets that you can see, and touch, and feel, are the assets you want to own in my opinion.” Ray Lee Hunt “I am a gold and silver bug. I am a…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 293 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “What happens when shit tests backfire is shit hits the fan.” Vice President JD Vance “Knowing the price of things is one thing. Knowing the value of things is another. Both are important to know.” Vice President JD Vance “Your words can be who…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “El grande jizzo because el grande bootyo.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Grape Jelly. Petroleum jelly. I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly. Jam is not jelly, but if jelly is vagina, then you…
Famous Happy New Year Wish Quotes: “You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.” CS Lewis “With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.” Eleanor Roosevelt “Tomorrow hopes we have learned something from yesterday.” John Wayne “Let our New Year’s resolution be this: We will be there for one another as…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “The moral/take away from The Sound of Music is that unicorn epic as hell women that you can build a family and a life with do exist, and if you are lucky enough to find…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 121 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Strike first! Strike wet! No mercery! Hi-ya! Take that! Kiai mother fucker!” Malia May Johnson “Whoop! Whoop! Well twist me up for two minute tiger quickie action then.” Malia May Johnson “Strike hard, strike fast. Booty Kai!” Malia May Johnson “Yeah. I admit it. You…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 290 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, why am I mad again, again?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “The Wright Bruders (Brothers) helped people fly for the first time a long time ago but not very good. Today we fly very good because people got better at flying. I am learning so…