Mr. Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson,
This is not a booty call post baby. This is business. Not strictly for pleasure.
I know you have things to do today, but please put me on your “to do” list. I am ovulating. Soooooo…..I need you to come take care of business!
Baby, do you know what they call a girl who likes to have sex before she gets married? A slut! Do you know what they call a girl who likes to have sex after she gets married? An awesome wife!
XOXO naked asap!
Love,
Your Wife