Yes, it is true Masters of Money and “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death are merging with the largest company in our collective industries. More details will be forthcoming in the days and weeks ahead.
One quick note to all clients, partners, vendors, friends, followers, etc. We are not changing any past deals or arrangements. Deals made will be deals kept.
This merger is being done to increase savings, to provide value, and make the entire industry better and stronger. I will be the CEO of the newly combined company, and I can’t wait to share all of the great new things that will be coming your way soon.
How the deal came about was through a phone call from former President Bush, who thought the owners of our companies should meet.
I was nervous about having the meeting because one of my best friends and business partners Marcus Jennings, and his wife Kristi, don’t have the best relationship with the owners of the other company. That said, why not meet, especially when the Bush Family is facilitating things.
Long story short, at the initial meeting, Marcus walked across the room and immediately shook his former rivals hand, and said- “You are a force to be reckoned with. I am a force to be reckoned with. Together, we would be the force to be reckoned with.” From there, it was like old friends sitting around collaborating about all of the amazing things that we could do together.
Side note- Chris, I can’t use your business sex merger term in our upcoming press releases, but I can do it right here and now. Yes, Masters of Money, Team Digital Death, and F.C., are “getting together to have a 3 way liquidity event with each other”. I love you and miss you brother.
To the Bush Family members who are coming to our house next week for dinner, you might want to use the restroom before you come over. Malia and I went to the Bush Family library probably 6 or 7 years ago. When we were there, the restrooms were closed for some reason, and Malia had to “poop so freakin bad right now I am going to shit down my leg.”
She swore that- “If the Bush Family ever comes over to our house, I am not going to let them use the restroom so they know how it feels to almost explode.” I’m sure she was just kidding about the whole not letting your family use the restroom at our house ordeal. (I hope!)
In all fairness and sincerity, thank you to the Bush Family for putting F.C. and us together. We have so much to celebrate next week when y’all all come over for dinner next week.
