Baby Fever: “Maul” and “Like a lion hunting its prey”…..
Malia: Hi everyone. I just wanted to say that I would like to have another baby, but I didn’t have to “maul” MJ “like a lion hunting its prey” to want to make another baby with me.
MJ: Were you or were you not naked already, when you told me you wanted to make another baby?
Malia: No comment.
MJ: Did you ask me if I wanted to make another baby, or did you tell me that we’re having another baby?
Malia: Ok, so maybe I “mauled” you a little bit.
MJ: Did you “maul” me 3 times in a row, and make sure I hit the target so to speak every time, by not letting me pull out?
Malia: Fine….I “mauled” you and “hunted you like a lion hunts its prey”.
MJ: Uh huh.
Malia: Since you’re up at 5am and are feisty, let’s play a game.
MJ: Okay
Malia: The game is called your website launch isn’t for 2 more hours, so come make a baby with me.
MJ: Is that the only game you want to play right now?
Malia: We could play the I’m going to “maul” you game, and I “hunt you down like a lion hunting its prey”, until I get what I want, or you could just give me what I want.
MJ: It doesn’t sound like I have a choice.
Malia: You do have a choice. You can give me what I want, or I’m coming down to your office and taking what I want. Which will it be?
MJ: I am going to let you come hunt me.
Malia: WTF????? You don’t want me?
MJ: …………
Malia: You shit head! Were you up here the whole time?
MJ: Since about the Ok, maybe I did maul you comment.
Malia: Why do I try to talk you into sex? If I hint at all, you’re all over me.
MJ: No more messaging, because my baby needs a baby!
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