Malia: Baby what were you talking about with your back and things coming out of your back? I got up out of bed to come look at your back when you were taking a shower and I didn’t see anything.
MJ: I was talking about arms coming out of my back.
Malia: What the fuck are you talking about?
MJ: I was talking about AI enhancements. Like Doc Ock.
Malia: I googled Doc Ock. He is a Spiderman villain. Are you saying you want a Doctor Octopus AI upgrade on your back?
MJ: Yes. Think about how awesome that would be. I could do lots of shit all at the same time.
Malia: Most couples talk about the basics of life. Not us. We talk about creating an AI Jurassic Park and installing octopus arms in your back. I guess that is just us though.
Malia: You make me feel emotionally secure, safe, and loved. You are my rock. My brilliant out of the box thinker rock, but my rock for sure.
MJ: It only took 11 years to get you to think and feel that way about me/us.
Malia: No. I have thought and felt that way since about 2013, but I love how you reinforce the way I think and feel on the regular.
Malia: Did you know that you are not fully mature yet?
MJ: ?
Malia: According to a recent study commissioned by Nickelodeon UK, on average, men don’t fully mature until they are 43 years old. According to the same study, on average, women fully mature at 32 years old.
MJ: So, you are fully mature but I’m not?
Malia: No! We are both not fully mature yet.
MJ: Babe. You were born 12-30-1989. Doesn’t that make you 33 my love?
Malia: Because I love you more than anything in the whole wide world, I am going to give you another chance to get my age right.
MJ: I’m bad at math sometimes. I meant 23.
Malia: Good job baby! At 33 I wasn’t available for sex this afternoon. Now I am available for sex if you want anytime between 2-4 this afternoon.
MJ: I would like that. I hope we can do that. I have a video call with Former President Barack Obama, Former First Lady Michelle Obama, John Kerry, House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, Vice President Harris, Governor Newsome, and some other dem big wigs. It is an important call. That said, I hope we can spend some qt together.
Malia: Is Biden getting replaced on the 2024 ticket?
MJ: No comment.
Malia: I thought you were going to hit me with the standard- “I can’t talk about that, and even if I could, I wouldn’t.”
MJ: I love you babe. I will let you know if I can get away asap.
Malia: Okay. Just so you know my opinion if y’all are 2024 ticket talking, I think a Newsome/Harris or Harris/Newsome ticket would be great.
MJ: Would you hate a Newsome/M. Obama 2024 ticket?
Malia: No Harris?
MJ: No comment, but Justice Harris doesn’t sound that bad, does it?
Malia: Gotcha. I support whatever you think. I trust you. Let me know if you have time for me this afternoon. I love you to pieces Michael David Johnson!
MJ: Ok. I love you too baby cakes.
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