I’m on a military base today, and some of the soldiers were joking around about what a “gangsta” George Washington would have said to England back when America declared its independence, on July 4th, 1776.
Here is what they came up with…..
Hey yo, England. This shit is ours now, and if you don’t like it, fuck you. Oh yeah, fuck your tea too. We poured that shit in the harbor. We know- “It’s against the law to go against the crown.” Well, there’s only one law, and that’s the law of the jungle!
England, you better mind your own mother fuckin business from now on.
If you come over here and try to start some shit, we will lay the smack down on your candy asses.
But if you need an American freedom beat down…..bring it bitch!
Home of the free, because of the brave. Long live Gangsta USA!
Note- If you are reading this, and live in England/Great Britain, this is only meant to be funny. No offense is meant to you.
We know that we have a lot of British fans/supporters, and we are very grateful to have each and every one of you.
Happy 4th of July America!
To everyone living outside of the U.S., we hope that you have a great day, and wish you the best as well.
