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Thor The Terrible vs Sexy As Hela

Thor The Terrible and Malia Sexy As Hella Collage

MJ: Are you ready Hela sexy girl? 5 min. With the rain, 183 was a parking lot.

Malia: I’m hela sick. I had the suit on but I either had to puke or pee. It’s ok if you go without me. I’ll be ok.

MJ: Oh no! Then Halloween at home it is!

Malia: Baby, I know you wanted to go. It’s ok. Just go and don’t stay out to late.

MJ: Hela Malia, “Thor The Terrible” will be there shortly to take hela good care of you.

Malia: Aww! How did I get so lucky? You’re the bestest baby. I promise if I feel better I will take good care of Thor The Terribles naked hammer.

MJ: Sick or not, let’s stay home. In this movie, Thor and Hela don’t fight, they make love.

Malia: Asgard will fall!!

MJ: But then it might rise again.

Malia: Screw it! Come hammer me!

MJ: You want me to drop the hammer?

Malia: Hela bad!!!

MJ: For assguard!!!

Malia: For assguard? Come have a naked Helaween Th-horny!

MJ: Pulling in now…..IT’S HAMMER TIME!!!!!

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About Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson, founder of Masters of Money LLC, is a world-famous computer hacker, marketer, entrepreneur, and adventurer. You can say what you want about me but I'm the guy that does the jobs that have to get done. "Don't settle for less than everything you want. Know when to shut up and collect the money. It's better to get paid than be right. Money doesn't buy happiness, but it can afford you the time to find happiness. Without a challenge, you can't rise to anything. Pick your battles. Push your limits. Ask for more. Demand better. Eliminate should from your life by doing. Live a life without regrets, by trying everything that interests you in the least, and don't waste time, because time is the most valuable commodity in life." Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - Founder & Owner - Masters of Money, LLC.
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