The Texas version of the song “Baby It’s Cold Outside”

The Texas version of the song, “Baby It’s Cold Outside”:

Baby It’s Hot Outside –

I really can’t stay – Baby it’s hot outside

I’ve got to go away – Baby it’s hot outside

This evening has been – Been hoping that you’d drop in

So very nice – I’ll get you a drink filled with ice My family will start to worry – Beautiful, what’s your hurry?

Father will be pacing the floor – Listen to the air conditioner roar

So really I’d better scurry – Beautiful, please don’t hurry

Maybe just a half a drink more – Put Netflix on while I pour

The neighbors might think – Baby, it’s hot out there

Say, what’s in this drink? – No Ubers to be had out there

I wish I knew how – Your eyes are like starlight now

To break this spell – Baby I’ll take your purse, it’s hot as hell

I ought to say no, no, no – Let’s just eat some more chips and queso

At least I’m gonna say that I tried – What’s the sense in hurting my pride?

I really can’t stay – Baby it’s already too late Ah, but it’s hot outside

I’ve got to get home – Oh, baby, you’ll never make it alone

Say, lend me your fan – It’s 110 degrees out there

You’ve really been grand – Thrill when you hold my hand

Why don’t you see – How can you do this to me?

There’s bound to be talk tomorrow – Think of my life long sorrow

At least there will be plenty implied – If you caught a heat stroke and died

I really can’t stay – But yesterday is already today

Ah, but it’s hot outside Oh, baby, it’s hot outside

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson