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The 2 Michael Johnson’s at The Title Company Today

Michael Johnson MJ#1 Left - Chris Hubbard MJ#2 Right Photo Comparison

Comments and questions: I work at the title company. I had fun today “Johnson”. Dubs calls you “Johnson”.

That was pretty slick how you and Chris went back and forth with who signed what documents, based on who did what and who was who. Smart. You could do that in court. I Michael Johnson’s do solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, so us God.

Are you and MJ2(Chris)both 36? He looks a lot younger. No offense.

I can’t believe Dubs had the girl balls enough to sit at my desk and use my computer while i was in the ladies room. I hope you heard me ask her to move. I asked her to move for me. I used the bitch tone for you. I like Masters of Money. I don’t like Dubs.

You are a sweet man MJ. My husband would never stop a meeting to grab my bags if he saw me walking out of an elevator.

Replies and answers: I don’t like it when she calls me Johnson, but what choice do I have? I heard you ask her to move. I smiled. Thank you.

Chris is younger. I was born in 1980. He was born in 1983. A doctor of mine (Dr. Frincke) at Walter Reed told me once, that because the oxygen was cut off to my head for significant periods of times, it aged me quicker also. Something like that anyway.

Chris and I have done the courtroom switch potentially, and I wont confirm or deny that the person who would know me about 9 months longer than anyone else in the world, who unfortunately potentially had to be involved in the day, said after the day was over- “Only one of you came out of my you know what, but both of you can come to Thanksgiving dinner.”

On the elevator Malia bag grab situation, she is my life, and she is carrying around our future in her belly, so I wanted to grab the bags. It was the right thing to do. Plus I knew she would reward me with a kiss.

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About Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson, founder of Masters of Money LLC, is a world-famous computer hacker, marketer, entrepreneur, and adventurer. You can say what you want about me but I'm the guy that does the jobs that have to get done. "Don't settle for less than everything you want. Know when to shut up and collect the money. It's better to get paid than be right. Money doesn't buy happiness, but it can afford you the time to find happiness. Without a challenge, you can't rise to anything. Pick your battles. Push your limits. Ask for more. Demand better. Eliminate should from your life by doing. Live a life without regrets, by trying everything that interests you in the least, and don't waste time, because time is the most valuable commodity in life." Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - Founder & Owner - Masters of Money, LLC.
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