Malia: How is it going?
MJ: Good. How is the home front? How is Cash? Does he still have a temperature?
Malia: We’re good. Cash is back to normal. He is smiling and laughing. I think he misses his daddy.
MJ: His daddy misses him too!
Malia: Mommy misses daddy.
MJ: Oh yeah?
Malia: Oh yeah! Since you are working with the Longhorns today, I have a surprise for you later 😉
MJ: Is it a sexy surprise?
Malia: Here is your hint Mr Johnson. If I mess with the bull, will you give me your horn?
MJ: Very creative and sexy my love.
Malia: I bought an outfit.
MJ: Really??? Are you messing with me? Don’t get me all excited if you’re messing with me.
Malia: I am not messing with you but I am going to mess around with you.
MJ: Baby I don’t wanna play golf with a boner all day. I will be thinking about my sexy Longhorn waiting for me at home though.
Malia: Heres my outfit. You like? (Photo attached)
MJ: Hell yeah I like it! Like Uncle Jessy on that Full House show used to say…..HAVE MERCY!!!!
Malia: I’m ready to show you my school spirit. I love you sexy man.
MJ: Can we play the song while we’re doin it?
Malia: What song?
MJ: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK42iVkD_gk
Malia: Sure. Why not.
MJ: I’m gonna tackle your g-spot!
Malia: Yes please!
MJ: I gotta run. I can’t wait to see you in that outfit. And…..I can live without the flipflops part.
Malia: I may not have anything on.
MJ: In this case, leave that outfit where it is now and I’ll glance at it on the way to the bedroom.
Malia: Hook’em me!
MJ: Texas!
Malia: Fight!
MJ: Texas!
Malia: Sex!
MJ: I think your version is better.
Malia: See you after school.
MJ: Lol. I love you baby cakes