My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 119 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I wouldn’t want you to be touch starved.” Malia May Johnson “Oh! Are you bringing back the “No blow, no go” policy? I’m in if you are. Because awesome wifing is what I do.” Malia May Johnson “I actually have heard that studies suggest sperm…
MJ: Why does all the chaos not bother me? Malia: Because you cause it? MJ: That’s not it. Malia: Because you are “MJ The Terrible”? MJ: No Malia: Baby! It was a good psyop. Yes, I found holes in it, but it was soooo good. I swear I believe that. 99% of people believe that it was a great psyop.…
Michael David Johnson, Here are 20 clues that say what I want to do with you. Let’s see if you can figure it out! 😉 1. Lass uns ein Baby machen! 2. Vamos a buscar un bebé! 3. Faisons un bébé! 4. 让我们生个孩子吧! 5. давай заберем ребенка! 6. Facciamo un bambino! 7. 아기를 만들자! 8. Ayo buat bayi! 9. Låt…
Malia: How could you just fuck me and never call me again? MJ: What? Malia: How dare you! MJ: WTF? Malia: You know what you did! You just fucked me and left! MJ: I had to go to work. What was I supposed to do? Malia: Fuck me again. Then go to work. MJ: So, the problem is not that…
MJ: A is for Anal Malia: B is for Balls MJ: C is for Coochie Malia: D is for Dick MJ: E is for Erotic Malia: F is for F@cking MJ: G is for G-Spot Malia: H is for Humping MJ: I is Intercourse Malia: J is for Jizz MJ: K is for Kinky Malia: L is for Licking MJ:…
MJ: I can text with you now. I have a list of stuff I want to tell you about. Malia: Okay. whatcha wanna tell me? MJ: #1. I love you Malia: I like your list so far. I love you too. MJ: #2. I helped your friend’s friend, the ghost whisperer girl. Malia: She is a frequency healer, but thank…
Malia: I know you can’t call, but will you text us when you take a break baby? MJ: Who is us? Malia: Me and Claire. She came over to hang out. MJ: What does she need? Do you want me to give her a job or something like that? Malia: We want your advice on men and dating. Claire wants…
Malia: I read an article that talked about how women look like their daddies with a wig on. Then I took your business profile picture and used a see what a man would like as a woman app. This is what you would look like as a woman and what our girls could grow up to look like…… MJ: I…
Malia: I need your help with something when you have a minute. MJ: Sure. What’s up? Malia: What is a good way to tell someone that you are not interested in what they have to say anymore because what they have to say is always so negative? MJ: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPFlxN5InK0 Malia: Baby! I am not saying that! Do you have a friendlier…
MJ: I saw your missed call. I can’t talk. I’m still in the lab but I can text with you. Malia: Okay. Wanna answer some off the wall questions just for fun? MJ: I don’t know. Do I? Malia: You do. MJ: Ok then. Malia: Here we goooooo…… Malia: Have you ever picked your nose and ate it? MJ: No…