My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 65 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The end result of our conflicts is sex. The way it should be.” Malia May Johnson “Would your problem be fixed by in her(me) sexual dynamics?” Malia May Johnson “Why????? Because sex in your face.” Malia May Johnson “Wait. These are old sheets. Never mind.…
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Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Let’s practice the X-rated wedding vows I am going to be doing on you when we get remarried in 2027.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Ain’t nothin’ but a booty thang baby. MJ The Terrible…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 64 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Nice. I looked it up. Hyperspermia is a condition in which a man produces a larger than normal volume of semen. I have a half an hour. It’s yours if you want it.” Malia May Johnson “Thank you for being a pleasuring me activist.” Malia…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Don’t discount my abilities pretty girl. I can sing and dick swing.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I can’t help it. It’s evolutionary biology. Me want Malia.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Said in a…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 63 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I want your whole body on me. Lay down on me. I want to feel your weight and your heartbeat.” Malia May Johnson “I am smiling from having sex, but I think I’m still riding the happiness high from our staycation vacation.” Malia May Johnson…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Keep it movin with your sexy caramel butter pecan ass.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “The hype gets me excited because I know you can back that thing up.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “My…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 62 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You are a black belt at dicking this black woman baby. You’re like Prince Charming but with a Dark Knight Batman twist. It’s a good combo.” Malia May Johnson “I am going to consider it sexual harassment if you don’t sexually harass me today.” Malia…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 61 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am naked in our bedroom to ready to express myself sexually if you would like to join me.” Malia May Johnson “Let’s go ya big dick American hero stud.” Malia May Johnson “That’s your dick in my box.” Malia May Johnson “If you hurry…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 60 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Filthy mind playtime! ” Malia May Johnson “Jizz me a river. Oh. Jizz me a river. Jizz me. Jizz me. Jizz me a river.” Malia May Johnson “I am so preggo exhausted. I want to suck your dick and I want to lay down. Both…