My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 53 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “What you heard out of all that is intercourse?” Malia May Johnson “Can I have some cuddle hormone, also known as oxytocin?” Malia May Johnson “Outercourse is basically foreplay. I like it though. Let’s do it from time to time. K?” Malia May Johnson “I…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 52 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am the anti boner police.” Malia May Johnson “I’m gonna swing from your dick.” Malia May Johnson “Uh oh. Are you in a booty induced psychosis?” Malia May Johnson “Don’t feel bad for looking. I love it when you do.” Malia May Johnson “Okay.…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 3 of 3 by Malia May Johnson: “When all that stress breaks loose in my nuts and shoots out of me, I feel like a new man. Laughter might be the best medicine, but sex has to be #2.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You have everything I want and need on the…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 2 of 3 by Malia May Johnson: “I’m in a pound the shit out of your lady business kind of mood but I don’t want to rock our baby too hard. Please tell me if, well, you know.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You know how death row inmates get to have whatever…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 1 of 3 by Malia May Johnson: “When a man loves a woman, he will do what it takes to make her squirt.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Of course! It wouldn’t be a full body massage if I didn’t massage your full booty, I mean body.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I wanna be in there like swimwear.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “God Bless Texas. God Bless America. And God Bless your giga booty.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “When a man loves a woman,…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 51 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Hey handsome.” Malia May Johnson “You are so cute Michael David Johnson! What is your new favorite sexual position?” Malia May Johnson “I would like you to internalize me.” Malia May Johnson “All 3 times today? #swalloween” Malia May Johnson “You aroused my sexual desires…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 3 of 3 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “If you have time later to cuddle naked your wife would really like that.” Malia May Johnson “I want to bring your hottest fantasies to life.” Malia May Johnson “Yes, it is enjoy the wagon I’m draggin Wednesday. That’s for you.” Malia…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 2 of 3 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I miss your hugs. Specifically my vagina hugging your penis.” Malia May Johnson “I just want to be loved and made love to by you for the rest of my life.” Malia May Johnson “Sex is like money, only to much of…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 1 of 3 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I don’t only have sex with you to make babies. The orgasms are nice too.” Malia May Johnson “My legs are still shaking.” Malia May Johnson “If you’re happy and you know clap my cheeks.” Malia May Johnson “Make one comment about…